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If you’re a woman who has tried EVERYTHING to get men to stare at, touch, and grope your breasts without success, we have just the thing. Check out ThinkGeek’s “Slide to Unlock” Ladies T-Shirt.

We know how hard it is for women to draw men’s attention to their chests, so we applaud ThinkGeek for addressing this sensitive women’s issue. By cleverly disguising your breasts as an iPhone (something men REALLY want to touch) you will have set the trap with the bait that no man can resist. Hopefully ThinkGeek will come out with a pair of matching short-shorts in the not-too-distant future.

Thanks to faithful Macenstein reader Jordan for the link!