Macenstein

Immediately following Apple’s WWDC Keynote, a slew of Apple Press Releases flooded my inbox detailing the myriad of international iPhone agreements Apple has worked out with various carriers. It appears Tim Cook, Apple’s COO, only has two emotions at this point; “excited” and ‘thrilled”, with “excited” barely beating out “thrilled” by a score of 9 to 8.

Now, granted, there is a lot of similar news to announce, but a quick read through shows that Apple’s PR department is basically phoning these in (pardon the pun).

MEXICO: “We’re excited to be working with America Movil, the wireless leader in Latin America,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s COO. “iPhone 3G is an amazing product and we think mobile users across Latin America will love it as much as we do.”

US: “We’re thrilled to continue working with the largest wireless carrier in the US to bring iPhone 3G to AT&T customers this July,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s COO. “iPhone 3G is a revolutionary product and we can’t wait for customers to get their hands on it.”

INDIA: “We are thrilled to be working with Bharti Airtel, India’s leading integrated telecom company, to bring iPhone 3G to millions of mobile customers in India,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s COO. “We can’t wait to get this revolutionary product in the hands of even more people around the world.”

PHILLIPINES: “We are thrilled to bring iPhone 3G to millions of mobile customers in the Philippines,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s COO. “We can’t wait to get this revolutionary mobile device in the hands of even more people around the world.”

HONG KONG: “We’re thrilled to be working with Hutchison Telecom to bring iPhone 3G to millions of mobile customers in Hong Kong and Macau,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s COO. “We can’t wait to get this revolutionary mobile device in the hands even more people around the world.”

UK: “We’re excited to continue working with O2 to offer the revolutionary iPhone 3G to UK and Irish customers,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s COO. “iPhone 3G is an amazing product and we think customers in the UK and Ireland will love it as much as we do.”

AUSTRALIA: “We’re excited to be working with Optus to bring iPhone 3G to millions of mobile customers in Australia,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s COO. “We can’t wait to get this revolutionary mobile device in the hands of even more people around the world.”

AUSTRIA/FRANCE: “We’re excited to extend our relationship with Orange to bring iPhone 3G to more than 12 markets across the globe,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s COO. “We can’t wait to get this revolutionary phone in the hands of even more people around the world.”

CANADA: “We’re excited to be working with Rogers to bring iPhone 3G to Canada,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s COO. “We can’t wait to get this revolutionary phone in the hands of even more people around the world.”

SINGAPORE: “We are excited to be working with SingTel, the largest multi-market mobile operator in the Asia Pacific region, to bring iPhone 3G to millions of mobile customers in Singapore,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s COO. “We can’t wait to get this revolutionary mobile device in the hands of even more people around the world.”

SWITZERLAND: “Swisscom is Switzerland’s leading telecom provider and we’re thrilled to be working together to bring iPhone 3G to Switzerland next month,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s COO. “iPhone 3G is an amazing product and we think customers in Switzerland will love it as much as we do.”

ITALY: “We’re thrilled to be working with Italy’s number one carrier to bring iPhone 3G to Telecom Italia’s 36 million customers,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s COO. “We can’t wait to introduce consumers in Italy to the most revolutionary mobile device on the planet.”

DENMARK: “We’re excited to work with TeliaSonera to bring iPhone 3G to seven countries across the Nordic and Baltic region,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s COO. “We can’t wait to get this revolutionary phone in the hands of even more people around the world.”

SPAIN: “We’re excited to work with Telefonica, one of the world’s leading carriers, to bring iPhone 3G to Spain,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s COO. “We can’t wait to get this revolutionary phone in the hands of even more people around the world.”

GERMANY: “We’re thrilled to continue our partnership with T-Mobile, one of the largest telecommunications companies in the world,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s COO. “We can’t wait to get this revolutionary phone in the hands of even more people around the world.”

AUSTRALIA: “We’re excited to work with Vodafone, the world’s largest mobile telecommunications company, to bring iPhone 3G to 10 countries across the globe,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s COO. “We can’t wait to get this revolutionary product in the hands of even more people around the world.”

JAPAN: “Japan is one of the world’s most advanced mobile markets and we are thrilled to partner with SoftBank to launch iPhone 3G there next month,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s COO. “iPhone 3G is an amazing product and we think customers in Japan will love it as much as we do.”