Macenstein

Attention female readers, if you do not yet have any idea how far men will go to ogle women, and do not want to know, you may want to just go ahead and skip this article.

In the days before the internet, a little thing called the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue used to cause quite the stir at my school (and no, we weren’t excited by the tropical locations or curious about the prices of the suits). Porn was where you found it, be it the Sears Catalog women’s underwear section, or your mom’s latest aerobics video. So far, one place you can not find porn is on the iTunes App store. Obviously the day Apple wants to sell 30 billion iPhones it will release adult videos on the iTunes store, however for the moment at least, Apple appears to be content to try to keep the iApps squeaky clean. Of course, one man’s squeaky clean is a more easily excitable man’s pornography, and to that end we present you with the somewhat mischievously named iPump Pilates
.

While there is nothing overtly salacious about iPumps app, it DOES happen to feature a very attractive woman in amazing shape displaying amazing flexibility. While a woman may be able to look at these poses and see only a grueling workout, men may see it differently. It all depends on how long he’s been married. I’m coming up on 8 years…

iPump Pilates offers a mixture of both still images and short video clips that are designed to give you a personal plates trainer in your pocket (unfortunately the video clips are not very good quality and far too short to.. um… well, they’re just too short is all). From what I can tell the workouts (3 levels in all) seem like they would be difficult enough to make you break a sweat, although I have not yet tried.

I have had the discussion with my wife that I think more fat men sitting on the couch watch Namaste Yoga on FitTV than women who actually want to get a workout, and that’s sort of how I view iPump Pilates.

If you’d like to get a workout on your iPhone, you can download iPump Pilates
here ($3.99).