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Flying Spaghetti Monster spotted at Apple HQ

While not true Pastafarians, we’ve been fans of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for years, so we are extremely happy to see that the FSM has blessed Apple HQ’s cafeteria with its presence.

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Flying Spaghetti Monster

I admit I’m a little fuzzy on all 10 of the Commandments, but I think around number 8 or 9 they may have deemed it a sin to eat a false idol. Still, there’s no denying that the FSM is the most delicious of deities, and I think a truly loving God might let this one slide.

12 Responses to “Flying Spaghetti Monster spotted at Apple HQ”
  1. Killer's Dad says:

    Wait is that the clue, Apple employees eat off of SQUARE WHITE PLATES?

  2. Rowlings says:

    Those aren’t plates! Those are NetBooks!

  3. Jonro says:

    Ummmmm. Spaghetti Monster.

  4. Phelim says:

    This is excellent.

  5. JL Wallace says:

    …All I’m saying, is I’ve seen more appearances of the FSM than I have of any other deity.

    “All religions are valid, NONE are literal.” -Joseph Campbell

  6. jdmoney8 says:

    8 bucks for some pasta?

  7. Shaunathan says:

    8 bucks for pasta, garlic bread, salad, and don’t forget that this is silicon valley, you should see the gas prices 🙂

    Also, I bet my lunch that the chef guy working there has NO CLUE what the FSM is, he was just told to serve pasta that way…

  8. T.I. Engines says:

    I don’t see any problem with it. Eating your God is actually a fairly mainstream religious doctrine. If this becomes a problem with the Pastafarian hierarchy, I’ll just schism and form the Church of the FSM Orthodoxy (West Coast).

  9. Tony says:

    Don’t Catholics eat Jebus every Sunday? Transuperstitiation?


  10. Dave-O says:

    That is just so cool I don’t think I can ever step foot in the cafeteria at my company again (which is probably for the best).

  11. Claudis says:

    thats commandment 1. in any event, FSM doesnt care about that stuff.

  12. j h woodyatt says:

    I had the FSM for lunch that day. It was 8 bucks for some damn fine pasta, sauce, garlic bread and TWO BIG MEATBALLS made out of meat with meat in them and other meat drizzled in meat sauce and covered with meat.

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