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Write a Caption, Win a Prize

Thank you we have our winner. This contest is closed.

Start me up. Rrrrwwwoooawwwrrr….

Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo. If we think it’s the most clever, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.

The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Friday (December 26th) at 11:59PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).

[And the winner is… Alex with “We need icons on the desktop…right?” Very nice. You’re gift card is in the -email!]

[Original image via UseMyComputer]

84 Responses to “Write a Caption, Win a Prize”
  1. HardCharger says:

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

  2. Dave-O says:

    That’s right baby, everything on this screen is true.

  3. Michael says:

    …and this pose I call Backslash

  4. Joseph says:

    Cameltoe Billy prior to jumping over a desk chair for Connie Chung.

  5. Xero says:

    Sigh! I love money…I mean computers! I love computers

  6. SirBailey says:

    “the WOW starts in my pants big boy”

  7. aga says:

    Doc, I will go for some I think you might like:
    Maybe something that would show up in an austin powers flick:

    – I’m Bill and I’m Micro Soft.

    — Would you go with a guy who is Micro Soft?

    – I’m Micro Soft and Hardly Ready.

    — Single Micro Soft Male Seeks Undesirable Pleasures.

    – What you get when you sell yourself to millions — Micro Soft —

    Note: All Puns Intended.

  8. Uber Eter-Pay says:

    Sure it looks “micro” when it’s “soft”…

    But baby, let me tell you… you should see the size of my “hard drive”…

  9. captionman111 says:

    “Hey there sexy. Nice box!”

  10. Greenldr says:

    Despite what you may think baby, I’m neither Micro, or Soft…

  11. imajoebob says:

    Microsoft Windows 7:
    Now 100% Mac OS code free.

    – what’s with that funny lookin’ computer in the corner?

  12. Greenldr says:

    How does this sound… You, me, with a training manual in front of a warm blue screen…

  13. Greenldr says:

    How does you, me, a training manual in front of a warm blue screen sound?

  14. He he, man am I stoned. I remember how stoned Paul and I were when we started Microsoft. I’m amazed that people haven’t worked out that all our software is written by stoners.

  15. Shakespeare says:

    How about I see if your ports are open. Oh don’t worry I have my Firewall on.

  16. Smorgasbord says:

    Suggestion (1)
    All I want for Christmas is a Mac mini,
    A Mac mini,
    A Mac mini,
    All I want for Christmas is a Mac mini,
    So I can have a crash free Christmas.

    Suggestion (2)
    Right now I feel as useless as this computer.

    Suggestion (3)
    I’m as hard to understand as these instructions.

    Suggestion (4)
    Maybe it’s time to upgrade.

  17. sine-nomine says:

    Why yes this is a blue screen…a blue screen of love, baby.

  18. SJC says:

    The “Mac Chick of the Month” shortage hits crisis point.

  19. John Martino says:

    Microsoft chick of the month

  20. John says:

    Who needs girls when you have PCs?

  21. Krishna says:

    Pose sexy? I thought you said pose “hex-ie”.

  22. Kutt-Out says:

    “I’m Willie Gates. And I’ll push your button all night!”

    “Stuck with a BSOD since 1985”

    “Please help Steve! Look at these horrible boxy designs”

    “Bill Gates 1955 – 2008. The wannabe Steve”

  23. Darron says:

    Mr. October from the ill-fated “Hot Dweebs and Fast Computers” calendar.

  24. pukindawgs says:

    Windows 7: Back to Basics

  25. Hamp says:

    I will distract you from the B.S.O.D. behind me with my sexuality!

  26. Bob says:

    Can you move the camera a little to the right so my head covers up the Mac?

  27. Justin says:

    1986 PCWorld Centerfold: Bill Gates

  28. R says:

    Look into my eyes…don’t look around the eyes, look into my eyes…look into my eyes…you’re under:

    You will blindly fall for the first thing you see!

    Stop looking at the computer! Look into my eyes, look into my eyes…!

  29. chris says:

    Microsoft tech support,how may I help you? I’m sorry,I didn’t quite get that, did you say blue screen of death? I’m sorry, we cannot help you today due to the fact of the unknown cause and since we have stop caring. Reststart your computer or. Buy a mac.

  30. Enigmafan420 says:

    And I promise, in 27 years, Windows Vista will be just as exciting!

  31. iMalk13 says:

    Microsoft: It might be ugly, but it’s what on the inside that matters…

  32. Jimmy G says:

    Wanna see my 8 inches of RAM?

  33. Keith says:

    Special update for those waiting for the Mac Chick of the Month!

    Bill is the December Win Chick of the Month

  34. darrell says:

    mmm it’s so hot in here… how bout we take a look at your heat sink baby…

  35. dizzy says:

    Welcome to Mr. Rogers neighborhood.

  36. Lauren says:

    “Soon there will be 2 kinds of people. Those who use computers, and those who use Apples”

  37. Drew says:

    Oh… I thought you asked to take a Leopard position, not “what’s my position on Leopard”

  38. roy says:

    carnt enter but just for fun
    “wanna flash my R.O.M”

  39. dj says:

    c> copy ME+YOU LOVE [enter]

  40. Paul says:

    Macintosh? I fart in your general direction.

  41. Dropd says:

    I’m so loaded!

  42. Javier says:

    Is that a hard drive in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  43. Jordan says:

    I think we finally found the perfect shade of blue

  44. blue mac group says:

    “Steve Jobs is soooo dreamy….”

  45. PeterZ says:

    Bill Gates fondly remembers his first encounter with an Apple Macintosh “It was so dreamy” he later said.

  46. RoRow says:

    This doing it for you, it’s doing it for me

  47. Funkytooth says:

    Want some of my Blue “screen” Magic, baby?

  48. Garrison says:

    “Microsoft welcomes you to the first ever blue screen of death and we thank you for support.”

    Option 2

    ” Your the Diet Coke of Computers”

  49. Sketh says:

    Oh goodness, let’s see:

    1. “Wanna fsck?” (I hope you get this.)

    2. Tremendoushard

    3. “I’m actually quite stable.”

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