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Start me up. Rrrrwwwoooawwwrrr….
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo. 
If we think it’s the most clever, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Friday (December 26th) at 11:59PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).
[And the winner is… Alex with “We need icons on the desktop…right?” Very nice. You’re gift card is in the -email!]
[Original image via UseMyComputer]
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
grrrr baby.
That’s right baby, everything on this screen is true.
…and this pose I call Backslash
Cameltoe Billy prior to jumping over a desk chair for Connie Chung.
Sigh! I love money…I mean computers! I love computers
“the WOW starts in my pants big boy”
Doc, I will go for some I think you might like:
Maybe something that would show up in an austin powers flick:
– I’m Bill and I’m Micro Soft.
— Would you go with a guy who is Micro Soft?
– I’m Micro Soft and Hardly Ready.
— Single Micro Soft Male Seeks Undesirable Pleasures.
– What you get when you sell yourself to millions — Micro Soft —
Note: All Puns Intended.
Sure it looks “micro” when it’s “soft”…
But baby, let me tell you… you should see the size of my “hard drive”…
“Hey there sexy. Nice box!”
Despite what you may think baby, I’m neither Micro, or Soft…
Microsoft Windows 7:
Now 100% Mac OS code free.
– what’s with that funny lookin’ computer in the corner?
How does this sound… You, me, with a training manual in front of a warm blue screen…
How does you, me, a training manual in front of a warm blue screen sound?
He he, man am I stoned. I remember how stoned Paul and I were when we started Microsoft. I’m amazed that people haven’t worked out that all our software is written by stoners.
How about I see if your ports are open. Oh don’t worry I have my Firewall on.
Suggestion (1)
SUNG TO “ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMASâ€
All I want for Christmas is a Mac mini,
A Mac mini,
A Mac mini,
All I want for Christmas is a Mac mini,
So I can have a crash free Christmas.
Suggestion (2)
Right now I feel as useless as this computer.
Suggestion (3)
I’m as hard to understand as these instructions.
Suggestion (4)
Maybe it’s time to upgrade.
Why yes this is a blue screen…a blue screen of love, baby.
The “Mac Chick of the Month” shortage hits crisis point.
Microsoft chick of the month
Who needs girls when you have PCs?
Pose sexy? I thought you said pose “hex-ie”.
“I’m Willie Gates. And I’ll push your button all night!”
“Stuck with a BSOD since 1985”
“Please help Steve! Look at these horrible boxy designs”
“Bill Gates 1955 – 2008. The wannabe Steve”
Mr. October from the ill-fated “Hot Dweebs and Fast Computers” calendar.
Windows 7: Back to Basics
I will distract you from the B.S.O.D. behind me with my sexuality!
Can you move the camera a little to the right so my head covers up the Mac?
1986 PCWorld Centerfold: Bill Gates
Look into my eyes…don’t look around the eyes, look into my eyes…look into my eyes…you’re under:
You will blindly fall for the first thing you see!
Stop looking at the computer! Look into my eyes, look into my eyes…!
Microsoft tech support,how may I help you? I’m sorry,I didn’t quite get that, did you say blue screen of death? I’m sorry, we cannot help you today due to the fact of the unknown cause and since we have stop caring. Reststart your computer or. Buy a mac.
And I promise, in 27 years, Windows Vista will be just as exciting!
Microsoft: It might be ugly, but it’s what on the inside that matters…
Wanna see my 8 inches of RAM?
Special update for those waiting for the Mac Chick of the Month!
Bill is the December Win Chick of the Month
mmm it’s so hot in here… how bout we take a look at your heat sink baby…
Welcome to Mr. Rogers neighborhood.
“Soon there will be 2 kinds of people. Those who use computers, and those who use Apples”
Oh… I thought you asked to take a Leopard position, not “what’s my position on Leopard”
carnt enter but just for fun
“wanna flash my R.O.M”
c> copy ME+YOU LOVE [enter]
Macintosh? I fart in your general direction.
I’m so loaded!
Is that a hard drive in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I think we finally found the perfect shade of blue
“Steve Jobs is soooo dreamy….”
Bill Gates fondly remembers his first encounter with an Apple Macintosh “It was so dreamy” he later said.
This doing it for you, it’s doing it for me
Want some of my Blue “screen” Magic, baby?
“Microsoft welcomes you to the first ever blue screen of death and we thank you for support.”
Option 2
” Your the Diet Coke of Computers”
Oh goodness, let’s see:
1. “Wanna fsck?” (I hope you get this.)
2. Tremendoushard
3. “I’m actually quite stable.”