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You may remember our report on iBoobs, the iPhone breast simulator that was tragically shot down by Apple for inclusion on the iTunes store – in fact, many of you marked it on your calendars as an official day of mourning. Well, cheer up, and put away that black armband! As we all know, where there’s a will, there’s a way – and apparently guys really want jiggly, accelerometer-controlled breasts on their iPhones!

Behold ImageToys: iJiggles by Smells like Donkey, Inc., a boob-jiggling app that DID manage to squeak past Apple’s sensors, and you can download it now.

So, how did iJiggles slip through when iBoobs could not? Simple. Sort of like the argument that “guns don’t kill people, people with guns kill people”, iJiggles is not designed to be a boob-jiggling app – it’s actually just mean to distort photos in general– but in the wrong hands (yours) it can be used as such. And actually, assuming you have a man’s brain, it’s pretty much the only thing you can think to use it for, as evidenced by the above video made by the brilliant YouTuber eugene4023 . The application works by letting you assign “weights” to different parts of an image, and then adjusting their springiness. As you can see above, applying weights to a carefully selected image provides all the functionality of iBoobs, and then some. Give the iPhone a shake, and your 5th grade sense of humor is rewarded.

You know, it’s examples like this of man’s “never say die” attitude that really inspire me and make me believe the world will one day be a better place.

Thanks to faithful Macenstein reader Paul for the tip!