Apple slowly warming to the idea of iPhone porn - Macenstein

Apple slowly warming to the idea of iPhone porn

It was just last month that Apple banned the 3D breast jiggling app iBoobs (potentially the greatest iPhone app of all time) from the iTunes app store, sighting its offensiveness (presumably to women) as the reason for the rejection. But what a difference a month makes! Check out these two new apps that just hit the iTunes store today.

iFloaty iPhone

First up is iFloaty, a tribute to those pens you used to buy that had a sexy girl on them. Turn the pen upside-down, and the girl’s clothes came off – turn it right-side-up, and back they came. Or at least I assume they did, I always kept my pen upside down. This app works just the opposite – clothes off when upright, clothes on when upside-down.

Shake Mates iPhone

Next up is Shake Mates. Shake mates takes a different approach to undressing your cartoon gal pal. Here, as the name suggests, you shake your iPhone. The more you shake the woman, the more clothes come off – just like in real life.

Out of the two, Shake Mates’ chick is clearly hotter, but you need to shake pretty vigorously to get her clothes off, and they only stay off for about 6 seconds – then you must start again. Shake Mate’s developers Papa Gong claim more girls are on the way, as well as a male version for the ladies. I’m not sure why they’d want to ruin their app, but OK.

So, are these apps offensive?

I have a wife and a daughter, so I am sensitive that apps like this can be deemed offensive by certain people. However, I also have a penis, which when combined with my 5th grader’s sense of humor, allows me to overlook anyone else’s feelings in the matter, and just view these applications as the good, clean, juvenile fun that they are. And yet while I have no problem with them, I certainly do not find these apps to be any less offensive to women than iBoobs. All three apps appear to exist solely to objectify women (although iBoobs sought only to objectify a specific part of a woman). To me, iBoobs’ only crime is that it appeared to have much more replay value than either of these apps. (It should also be noted that neither iFloaty or Shake Mates caries any type of iTunes age restriction/recommendation).

So, once again we find ourselves asking Apple, where is the line? Does an app make it through based on who is working the approval shift that night? Why ban iBoobs, when apps like iJiggles and Wobble can be used to the same end? I mean, for crying out loud, look at Wobble’s icon, and tell me you can’t figure out what it’s supposed to do!

Wobble iPhone

Now, I’m a pretty lazy guy by nature, but I WILL start an iBoobs petition if I have to. Or maybe I’ll get someone else to do it… but one way or another, we WILL bring iBoobs to the iPhone where it was meant to be. This, I swear.

Unless it takes a lot of effort.

Comments
21 Responses to “Apple slowly warming to the idea of iPhone porn”
  1. Johnny says:

    What a cracker! I think I’ll go out and buy an iPhone just for those two apps.

  2. puponpup says:

    Shake Mates is showing “no matches” when I search for it on my iPod Touch 2nd Gen. All the other apps mentioned are showing up (and I just looked for SM in iTunes and it shows up). Any ideas?

  3. dude says:

    well, if not for the occasional mac news, i’d consider macenstein to be a porn site.

  4. Jimmyg says:

    Hooray for boobies!!!!!!

  5. roy says:

    macenstein is a porn site
    just all the mac stuff
    is docs way of avoding those anoying are u 18 things and legal stuff
    not like those 18 things work

  6. King says:

    How about one called iEat-theY

  7. Paul says:

    I want a YouPorn app!!!!

  8. Rowlings says:

    The itunes approval process is the most arbitrary thing i have ever seen.

  9. Peter says:

    Those apps are rather lame. Wooble is elegant concept but I like Igirl app the best. Check it out!

  10. iShervin says:

    haha, i remember this on my first iphone, long ago which called “shake” but it was real pictures tho!!!

  11. Min says:

    “roy on Wed, 21st Jan 2009 6:37 am

    macenstein is a porn site
    just all the mac stuff
    is docs way of avoding those anoying are u 18 things and legal stuff
    not like those 18 things work

    If the contents on this site are porns, you better tell Victoria Secret’s website to do the “18 things” too. 😀

  12. Hindsight says:

    Porn site? Naw… just a site for straight male Mac users. I’m loving these apps. Like the old pens they’re harmless and fun. Oh no… not boobs that shake, where does it end…civilization is going down the toilet!

  13. dizzy says:

    If you guys think this is a porn site…you really need to update your porn collection because you are really missing out.

  14. D9 says:

    On the more soft core side but no less hot is Bikini Blast.

    Just what you’d think from a product name like that…it’s photos of all types of women in bikinis for wallpaper, avatar, photo albums, etc.

  15. Mark M says:

    I usually find your posts pretty entertaining, but this bit here was a laugh out loud leg slapper;
    “I also have a penis, which when combined with my 5th grader’s sense of humor, allows me to overlook anyone else’s feelings in the matter”

    Thanks for adding a bit more humor to my day.

  16. Nowhere to go but up with these types of apps.

  17. modiglian says:

    “I have a wife and a daughter, so I am sensitive that apps like this can be deemed offensive by certain people.”

    Clue for whoever is offended by jiggling pixles: DON’T BLOODY DOWNLOAD IT!

  18. superfryk says:

    If you guys are looking for porn on your iphone- check out http://www.pureiporn.com on your phone- its free videos and lots of other cool stuff!

  19. KevinMax says:

    Those are cool apps. I have them on my iphone. I need a redtube app and I’m all set 🙂

    Meanwhile http://www.ipinkvisual.com is the best iphone porn site I’ve found. They have 1000’s of clips and new ones added weekly.

  20. k8 says:

    i think this site’s name is a perfect label for this item – ‘macenstein’, a freakish creation that should not exist. unfortunately, as long as $$ are involved, business will do whatever it takes to get an ever increasing share. :“(

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