“The 12 Days AFTER Christmas” Giveaway: Day 14
[Thank you, we have our winner, this contest is now closed. Congratulations to faithful Macenstein reader Matt!]
On the Fourteenth Day After Christmas, Macenstein gave to you (or, more accurately, gave you a chance to win…) A set of Monster’s Beats Headphones by Dr. Dre!

Above: Apple sells these bad boys for $349, but they can be yours for free if you’re lucky.
I want you to close your eyes. (Actually, don’t, or you won’t be able to read the rest of this post). Keep your eyes open, but now I want you to imagine the coolest looking, most amazing-sounding headphones you can. Now, imagine even cooler ones. OK, you picturing them? Well, the Beats Headphones by Dr. Dre are twice as cool as those.
Dr. Dre worked with Monster for three years to come up with the Beats, and it shows. Universally heralded as AWESOME by Engadget, TIME, Macworld, CNN, and more, the Beats have dethroned Bose as the reigning champ when it comes to quality, noise-canceling audio. With advanced speaker design, powered amplification, and active noise canceling, Beats delivers all the power, clarity, and deep bass today’s artists and producers want you to hear. In fact, these things are so cool, they can even cover Michael Phelps’ giant ears (click here, and click “Media” to check out the celebrity photos, including Phelps, Gwen Stefani, Akon, Kanye and others loving their Beats).
The Beats fold up small for travel, and are even compatible with the iPhone, as one of the two included cables has a built-in microphone and in-line remote, so you can hear your iPhone conversations in crystal clear, noise canceled bliss as you ride the train, or attend NASCAR.
To enter: Since the Beats are made by Monster, the scariest name in high quality audio and video, leave us a comment telling us what you think is the coolest monster ever (It’s obviously Super Grover, but I’ll entertain runner ups). Winners will be picked randomly 7 days later and notified (kind of like in The Ring, only with less killing… we hope). Open to all readers world-wide. Good luck, and thanks for reading Macenstein! (Oh, and be sure to enter ALL our “12 Days AFTER Christmas” Giveaways!)
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my boss
Oscar the Grouch
cthulu
The alien queen from Alien
Scuzzlebutt from South Park. He has a piece of celery as an arm and Patrick Duffy as a leg
I like the ones that lived in Binkley’s closet in Bloom County
Dr Who!
the locust from Gears
Mothra.
Max, King of the Wild Things
Obviously the Loch Ness Monster.
Herman Munster is totally the coolest monster ever.
The Coolest Monster ever has to be the Yeti, he doesn’t get much press anymore…..
The monster from “No more monsters for me.” (A book.)
el Chupacabras
Big Foot!!!
Cookie Monster!
Mr Wink
The Gila Monster! Nothing like a deadly, highly poisonous lizard which won’t let go once it latches on to your arm.
Sasquatch is the coolest monster ever.
Someone already said “Max”, but I want to go with all the monsters from “Where the Wild Things Are”.
Charlize Theron 😉
The loch ness monster!
The scariest monster ever would probably have to be Monkeyboy. Legend has it that he appears at large presentations and lets out a series of horrific primitive whooping noises, permanently damaging both the mental state and the souls of all who hear him live.
ManBearPig
yeti
The ugliest dog of the world:
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Jack Skellington
Sarah Palin.
the smog monster in LOST
Michael Jackson
Cerberus
Monster from Cloverfield
godzilla
That would have to be the Cybermen from Dr Who.
James P. “Sulley” Sullivan of Monster Inc.
It’s not a monster but I’d like to pretend that monster would like like this: Jabba the Hut!
Alien Queen
Elmo. Oh, a scary monster.
Azathoth.
Great. Now I can’t sleep tonight.
The Ma Na Ma Na guys
Buwhahahaha, my verification words are “escort trial”
Predator as in Alien vs Predator
The Cookie Monster. Because C is for Cookie and for Carrie
one of those Yo Gabba Gabba guys.
jabawocky
De city Monster in Holland is def the coolest monster! It’s adorable because of its 5 km beach!
(Monster is a place in the Netherlands, province of South Holland (Westland town) located on the North Sea.)
“The Count” from Sesame St.
everything in the mist
that’s easy, two monsters are my wife’s sisters kids, they come, they destroy the house, they leave… 🙂
I’m going to have to go with the one-eyed monster in my pants as the coolest monster of all time.
(I really hope that doesn’t disqualify me.)
Chupa Cabra aka The Goat Sucker