“The 12 Days AFTER Christmas” Giveaway: Day 14
[Thank you, we have our winner, this contest is now closed. Congratulations to faithful Macenstein reader Matt!]
On the Fourteenth Day After Christmas, Macenstein gave to you (or, more accurately, gave you a chance to win…) A set of Monster’s Beats Headphones by Dr. Dre!
Above: Apple sells these bad boys for $349, but they can be yours for free if you’re lucky.
I want you to close your eyes. (Actually, don’t, or you won’t be able to read the rest of this post). Keep your eyes open, but now I want you to imagine the coolest looking, most amazing-sounding headphones you can. Now, imagine even cooler ones. OK, you picturing them? Well, the Beats Headphones by Dr. Dre are twice as cool as those.
Dr. Dre worked with Monster for three years to come up with the Beats, and it shows. Universally heralded as AWESOME by Engadget, TIME, Macworld, CNN, and more, the Beats have dethroned Bose as the reigning champ when it comes to quality, noise-canceling audio. With advanced speaker design, powered amplification, and active noise canceling, Beats delivers all the power, clarity, and deep bass today’s artists and producers want you to hear. In fact, these things are so cool, they can even cover Michael Phelps’ giant ears (click here, and click “Media” to check out the celebrity photos, including Phelps, Gwen Stefani, Akon, Kanye and others loving their Beats).
The Beats fold up small for travel, and are even compatible with the iPhone, as one of the two included cables has a built-in microphone and in-line remote, so you can hear your iPhone conversations in crystal clear, noise canceled bliss as you ride the train, or attend NASCAR.
To enter: Since the Beats are made by Monster, the scariest name in high quality audio and video, leave us a comment telling us what you think is the coolest monster ever (It’s obviously Super Grover, but I’ll entertain runner ups). Winners will be picked randomly 7 days later and notified (kind of like in The Ring, only with less killing… we hope). Open to all readers world-wide. Good luck, and thanks for reading Macenstein! (Oh, and be sure to enter ALL our “12 Days AFTER Christmas” Giveaways!)
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Cookie Monster
Dirk Diggler’s dick from “Boogie Nights” was a monster of epic proportions.
Alien still scares me years after I’ve seen the movie…
ET?
Manbearpig
Bar-bura in South Park
My Mother – In – Law!
Frankenstein!!
Ggoorrsstt the Friendly Frpl from the J.P. Patches show
After 559 Comments, I am sure everyone has named every monster, so I will name my top 5.
1 – Sully From Monster’s Inc.
2 – Cookie Monster
3 – Sloth from the Goonies
4 – Chewbakka aka Chewy
5 – Worf from Star Trek
Dick Cheney
that’s easy. cookie monster of course. dude needs to be on a diet i’m scared of his carb intake
Chewbakka
The coolest monster ever is a sexy beast! :
Vampirella
google her, you won’t be disappointed
haha, just put an ipod in her hand, and BAM, macenstein mac chick. lol
-Ex
The race of the Borg (they’re a collective, so it IS one monster) on Star Trek tv series TNG, DS9, and Voyager.
I’d have to go with Alf!
Godzirrrrrra!
straight from Strongbad, bear holding shark
Godzilla of course
Maybe Yuk, from Mightyman and Yuk !
the singing, human eating plant from Little Shop of Horrors. freaky and awesome.
Champ the monster from lake champlain.
Janet Reno
I would really have to say the Predator….would piss my pants if one appeared in front of me or if I saw those three dots.
cookie
Gourmetica Insularis
(a giant carnivorous aquatic plant which presents itself as a cockaigne-like island)
[The Thirteen and a Half Lives of Captain Bluebear by Walter Moers]
Frankenstein
Alien from the original movie Alien is pretty darn scary.
cookie
Monster Cable…
No wait it says coolest monster, not suckiest monster ever.
In that case it’s Super Grover
the cookie monster
The Horta (from Star Trek episode “Devil in the Dark”)
Oscar the grouch
The monster from “The Host”
the Alien Queen from Alien
W.
He’s massacred thousands of innocents
The martians from the War of the Worlds
shrek is undoubtedly the coolest!
Bob Marley
Gossamer from Looney Tunes. 🙂
Cookie Monster
Freddy Krueger. Nothing like a little humor with your horror.
Alf
the teletubbies
Howie Mandel as Maurice from Little monsters with Fred Savage.
Vote for the Alien Queen in Aliens 🙂 Coolest ever monster on movies 🙂
Predator.
The creature from the black lagoon.
donald trumps combover
It really is super grover, but I think oscar comes in a close second.