“The 12 Days AFTER Christmas” Giveaway: Day 14
[Thank you, we have our winner, this contest is now closed. Congratulations to faithful Macenstein reader Matt!]
On the Fourteenth Day After Christmas, Macenstein gave to you (or, more accurately, gave you a chance to win…) A set of Monster’s Beats Headphones by Dr. Dre!

Above: Apple sells these bad boys for $349, but they can be yours for free if you’re lucky.
I want you to close your eyes. (Actually, don’t, or you won’t be able to read the rest of this post). Keep your eyes open, but now I want you to imagine the coolest looking, most amazing-sounding headphones you can. Now, imagine even cooler ones. OK, you picturing them? Well, the Beats Headphones by Dr. Dre are twice as cool as those.
Dr. Dre worked with Monster for three years to come up with the Beats, and it shows. Universally heralded as AWESOME by Engadget, TIME, Macworld, CNN, and more, the Beats have dethroned Bose as the reigning champ when it comes to quality, noise-canceling audio. With advanced speaker design, powered amplification, and active noise canceling, Beats delivers all the power, clarity, and deep bass today’s artists and producers want you to hear. In fact, these things are so cool, they can even cover Michael Phelps’ giant ears (click here, and click “Media” to check out the celebrity photos, including Phelps, Gwen Stefani, Akon, Kanye and others loving their Beats).
The Beats fold up small for travel, and are even compatible with the iPhone, as one of the two included cables has a built-in microphone and in-line remote, so you can hear your iPhone conversations in crystal clear, noise canceled bliss as you ride the train, or attend NASCAR.
To enter: Since the Beats are made by Monster, the scariest name in high quality audio and video, leave us a comment telling us what you think is the coolest monster ever (It’s obviously Super Grover, but I’ll entertain runner ups). Winners will be picked randomly 7 days later and notified (kind of like in The Ring, only with less killing… we hope). Open to all readers world-wide. Good luck, and thanks for reading Macenstein! (Oh, and be sure to enter ALL our “12 Days AFTER Christmas” Giveaways!)
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Jabba the Hutt
scariest monster: Gojira (aka Godzilla)
alma from F.E.A.R
only game that actualy scared me
FLYing spaghetti monster.
evolved beyond the regular old-school spaghetti monster.
very mobile, very stringy.
watch out for the monster meatballs.
The queen Alien, from the movie “Aliens”..
Alf
Jabba the hutt
Oddbod from Carry on Screaming
Dr Horrible
I’m going to go with Mecha-Streisand.
bill gates’ haircut.
Frank Zappa
The bad hairdo frendo in No Country for Old Men. Meeting him is like meeting death, and yon can never win to reason with someone with busload of thesaurus and principals.
godzirra (japanese pronunciation
Godzilla, agreed.
Das Dingvaus dem Sumpf
The one who is under my bed
*brrrr*
🙁
My mother-in-law! 🙂
chucky of course 🙂
Dracula… you wouldnt want to walk up with him standing over you
Chewbacca
The Sasquatch from the Dexter cartoons from Cartoon Network !!!
Shrek.
Simply “The” monster
http://he.wikipedia.org/wiki/קובץ:Mifletset.jpg
Its totally The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man! And you all know I’m RIGHT!
Michael Jackson
Cookie monster
It’s Garfield.
Super Grover
Sorry – video didn’t embed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BovQyphS8kA
Cookie Monster. Who deserves extra credit because they made him a vegetarian, the poor guy.
cookie monster
The loch ness monster, obviously.
For me the scariest monster is probably the jabberwocky. scares the hack out of me every time I read it, still I feel the urge to read it again and again once in a while. Hmmm, shall I talk to someone about it?
Coolest monster? Godzilla, come on!
Hmmm, Scariest Monster? Some would say
George Bush, Some Dick Cheney, but I say it’s my 28 year old son moving back into my house with his MacBook, Airport Express and $10K stereo speakers!
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters. Evil, but in a tasty sorta way.
I gotta say Trogdor the Burninator
Lilith in Supernatural
Sulley from Monsters Inc
My little girl loves him!
A drunk Irishman. Nothing beats a drunk Irishman.
cookie monster FTW!
the og godzilla
Brittney Spears. Well she scares me anyway!
Sasquaaaaatch
Mike Wyzowski!!!
XD
Doctor Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik
The Blob for me!
Sloth from Goonies
the scariest monsters are the ones in my head when i am left alone in the dark :/
ohhhh coolest. After reading all the comments i got confused and was going with scariest. Anyway the coolest has to be cookie monster or Sully from Monsters Inc.