“The 12 Days AFTER Christmas” Giveaway: Day 14
[Thank you, we have our winner, this contest is now closed. Congratulations to faithful Macenstein reader Matt!]
On the Fourteenth Day After Christmas, Macenstein gave to you (or, more accurately, gave you a chance to win…) A set of Monster’s Beats Headphones by Dr. Dre!

Above: Apple sells these bad boys for $349, but they can be yours for free if you’re lucky.
I want you to close your eyes. (Actually, don’t, or you won’t be able to read the rest of this post). Keep your eyes open, but now I want you to imagine the coolest looking, most amazing-sounding headphones you can. Now, imagine even cooler ones. OK, you picturing them? Well, the Beats Headphones by Dr. Dre are twice as cool as those.
Dr. Dre worked with Monster for three years to come up with the Beats, and it shows. Universally heralded as AWESOME by Engadget, TIME, Macworld, CNN, and more, the Beats have dethroned Bose as the reigning champ when it comes to quality, noise-canceling audio. With advanced speaker design, powered amplification, and active noise canceling, Beats delivers all the power, clarity, and deep bass today’s artists and producers want you to hear. In fact, these things are so cool, they can even cover Michael Phelps’ giant ears (click here, and click “Media” to check out the celebrity photos, including Phelps, Gwen Stefani, Akon, Kanye and others loving their Beats).
The Beats fold up small for travel, and are even compatible with the iPhone, as one of the two included cables has a built-in microphone and in-line remote, so you can hear your iPhone conversations in crystal clear, noise canceled bliss as you ride the train, or attend NASCAR.
To enter: Since the Beats are made by Monster, the scariest name in high quality audio and video, leave us a comment telling us what you think is the coolest monster ever (It’s obviously Super Grover, but I’ll entertain runner ups). Winners will be picked randomly 7 days later and notified (kind of like in The Ring, only with less killing… we hope). Open to all readers world-wide. Good luck, and thanks for reading Macenstein! (Oh, and be sure to enter ALL our “12 Days AFTER Christmas” Giveaways!)
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Eugene Tooms from X-Files
big foot
Fungus the Bogeyman!
The Abominable Snowman.
The Terrible Bloodsuckling Toothpluckling Stonechuckling Spittler from Roald Dahl’s The Minpins.
Godzilla
Freddy Krueger.
Godzilla
Bigfoot it is.
I’m gonna be really unoriginal and say the cookie monster.
I just love that freak
Chewbaca! I think that’s how you spell it. He can be considered a monster, isn’t he? A charming one, but a monster nonetheless. Right?
Exactly… Freddy Krueger 😀
Cool in the way of looks gotta be ALIEN
The Monster Mash Monster
im gonna go a bit geeky here, but the BALROG from LOTR was a pretty amazing monster.
it was made of FIRE AND SHADOW! i mean, come on!
runner up: pc fanboys 😉
Steve Jobs
Definitely Mothra. How scary is a giant moth? Very.
Haha, easy, that one from the movie “Slither” (an especially in the last scene, where he’s one big blob :D)
J. Solomon monster from Monster Inc.
James Sullivan from Monsters Inc.
COOKIE MONSTER
ME WANT COOKIE!!!!
Michael Jackson
The monster from Cloverfield
cookie monster all the way
Cookie Monster
Grimace (from McDonald’s)
the evil monkey in Chris’ closet.
He coolest monster ever is the lord of darkness, Ozzy Osbourn, aeeh I mean Dracula.
Hands down, it’s got to be GODZILLA!
The rancor.
the cooles monster of them all is fing-fang-foom… just the name is amazing!!!
Gonzo. Coolest. monster. ever.
Cousin It.
Gargamel
Facehuggers
Cookie Monster
Coolest monster would be Gamera from those crappy Japanese movies that MST3K had so much fun with.
By his meaty balls… the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The original Alien
Nicole Ritchie…
Bat Boy!
The unkillable thing from the movie “Split Second”.
It gets shot, blown up, shot some more, knifed, shot, blown up with a NUCLEAR HANDGRENADE, shot again and has it’s heart torn out and and only when the hero SHOOTS the heart does it die…
Pennywise the Clown, from Stephen King’s IT.
Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc
Peter Benchley’s Creature!
Skeletor from He-Man
The Faulk Monster
The Pig Man from Seinfeld
Coolest…begins with a C so it must be the Cookie Monster. How can any other monster be cooler than one who loves cookies?
black lagoon creature