“The 12 Days AFTER Christmas” Giveaway: Day 14
[Thank you, we have our winner, this contest is now closed. Congratulations to faithful Macenstein reader Matt!]
On the Fourteenth Day After Christmas, Macenstein gave to you (or, more accurately, gave you a chance to win…) A set of Monster’s Beats Headphones by Dr. Dre!
Above: Apple sells these bad boys for $349, but they can be yours for free if you’re lucky.
I want you to close your eyes. (Actually, don’t, or you won’t be able to read the rest of this post). Keep your eyes open, but now I want you to imagine the coolest looking, most amazing-sounding headphones you can. Now, imagine even cooler ones. OK, you picturing them? Well, the Beats Headphones by Dr. Dre are twice as cool as those.
Dr. Dre worked with Monster for three years to come up with the Beats, and it shows. Universally heralded as AWESOME by Engadget, TIME, Macworld, CNN, and more, the Beats have dethroned Bose as the reigning champ when it comes to quality, noise-canceling audio. With advanced speaker design, powered amplification, and active noise canceling, Beats delivers all the power, clarity, and deep bass today’s artists and producers want you to hear. In fact, these things are so cool, they can even cover Michael Phelps’ giant ears (click here, and click “Media” to check out the celebrity photos, including Phelps, Gwen Stefani, Akon, Kanye and others loving their Beats).
The Beats fold up small for travel, and are even compatible with the iPhone, as one of the two included cables has a built-in microphone and in-line remote, so you can hear your iPhone conversations in crystal clear, noise canceled bliss as you ride the train, or attend NASCAR.
To enter: Since the Beats are made by Monster, the scariest name in high quality audio and video, leave us a comment telling us what you think is the coolest monster ever (It’s obviously Super Grover, but I’ll entertain runner ups). Winners will be picked randomly 7 days later and notified (kind of like in The Ring, only with less killing… we hope). Open to all readers world-wide. Good luck, and thanks for reading Macenstein! (Oh, and be sure to enter ALL our “12 Days AFTER Christmas” Giveaways!)
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cookie monster
My ex-wife!
Definitely my stepmother
Paris Hilton *brrrr*
Coolest Monster ever? Mr. Freeze… Anyone? Hello? Is this mic on?
Steve Ballmer
Spaghetti Monster!
Yoda
man bear pig
Turduken.
Moishe from Where the Wild Things Are
Gotta say Dracula.
Clearly Domo-Kun
Definitely “The Blob”!
A thype from Barlows Guide to Extraterrestrials
the smog monster
The Balrog in the caves of Moria. LOTR
Cookie Monster!!
My mom
Phil Hartman-as-Frankenstein: “Rain, Spain, Bunny Brains”
Gossamer ( the red haired monster from bugs bunny )
Jason from the Friday the 13th Movies. As a kid he scared the ever-loving CRAP out of me!!
Frankenstein.
Sully from Monsters Inc.
Thanks, Doc.
James P. „Sulley“ Sullivan
Animal from the Muppets!
godzilla
Bigfoot
The Garthok Beldar had to narfle in the Coneheads!
The one that lives under my bed…
Frankenstein
DarkSeeker
The greatest monster is obviously THE BLOB!!!!!
So mushy, translucent but oh so terrifying!
Hell Boy.
The one I flushed down the toilet this morning.
pinhead
The little cat in the Bon Monastery guest house in India… Yes that was his name “Monster”!
the flying spaghetti monster gets my vote.
Jack Skellington
Obviously because he’s the Pumpkin King
My favorite monster actually LIVES in this world… it’s…
STEVE BALLMER !!!
The coolest monsters are the Daleks, the nemesis of Dr. Who
space herpes
Godzilla
abominable snowman
Sully, from Monsters Inc.
I second Sully from Monsters Inc.
Godzilla!
I have to agree with you about Super Grover, but as a runner up I think it’s hard to beat Cthulhu.
Big Foot !
Vogons (from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy) and their poetry.