Your chance to touch the hand of God
Despite being one of the most entertaining, mysterious, quick-witted, and, dare I say, charismatic characters in the Mac Blog-osphere, no one has yet had the balls to attempt to sit me down for an interview – and with good reason! After all, few could hope to survive direct contact with a being made of 100% pure sarcasm, and odds are prolonged exposure to my genius would likely render any would-be interviewer incontinent. However, there IS a chance that in small bursts, and from a safe distance, an interview with the elusive Dr. Macenstein may be possible. To that end, I propose a challenge to my most faithful and bravest of readers: Ask me a question in the comments – a question about anything at all that you wish to know about me, the site, the Mac Chicks, Steve Jobs, Apple, quantum physics, anything. I will select the 20 questions I feel most potentially interesting and answer them in a 20-questions-style interview that will be sure to win awards.
What were you before you knew you were?
What are you a doctor of? -.-
Theres only one question I would want to ask… What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you plan on doing with the $70.49 of contributions to the Macenstein cause?
Has Mrs. Macenstein ever been featured as a MCOTM?
Science has proven hot air rises. So why are you still on the ground?
What made you do it?
What do you want to be when you grow up?
WTH?
There’s a rumour going around (well, actually i’m starting the rumour right now) that you are actually a closet Bill Gates groupie and you have numerous photos of Bill (in various poses) in your closet.
In fact, you actually wanted to showcase Bill as one of the Mac Chicks of the Month but was stopped by the ever wise Mrs. Macenstein.
Is that true and why should we believe you if you deny it?
Can you achieve financial security by running a Mac blog? I know you don’t do it for the Mac Chicks, since you’re happily married.
what is the maximum height one can achieve launching an 88 pontiac fiero over train tracks traveling uphill on a 15degree grade at 45 mph with two 150lb passengers?
what happens with the money donated to the $ 6 million fundraising thing?
Which mac are you?
If you aren’t yet making $25k a month in ad revenue… What do you do to pay the bills….a day job if you will? Does running this blog effect your day job performance?
Are you really just a big fat sloth, longing for the glitz and glamor of Steve Jobs and Apple which was something you were never a part of in jr. high school? Or are you just in it for the chicks?
What is your entire computer set up?
How did you become a full-time blogger, or what is your other job?
What are your 3 main sources to find out the latest mac news?
Does the misses approve of your macensteiny actions?
You honestly think you’re more sarcastic than me?
I challenge you to a sarcasm off – or you can hire me!
PC…
Yes, I want to know how much you have used PCs and what OS and how much experience you have in that part of the world (software / hardware)?
the focus on jump starting our economy and pulling out of the deficit is said to be in new policies in energy efficiency. in what way will macenstein.com contribute to this change?
Which Mac Chick would you most like to be marooned on a tropical island with?
Why do you suppose nobody has sat you down for an interview?
a. Your blog doesn’t actually report on anything useful for mac users, just mocks random other news articles
b. People just use your site for mac chicks
c. a and b
What kind of plant would you be if you were a dog?
If you were in charge of apple what devices would you come up with that would change the world?
Do you walk to work, or take your lunch?
So, Mr. Macensteineee, Will Mr. Steve Jobs retuned in June cured of Windows Virus, Oh, What a would world without Steve – I remember being at MacWorld D.C. In the 1990’s – Gees, forgot that’s’ were I scored a Andy Hertzfeld autograph , no folklore!
If you were to become invisible inside of an Apple Store and you have to spend the night there. What would be the item of your choice out of all items (pretending that you have acces to everything) to stroke, gently, so you don’t wake it in it precious sleep.
What do you want to do with your MacChicks……
Ahhhh scrap that, yopu won’t answer………
If you could interview Steve Jobs, what 3 questions would you ask him?
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Your wife… the one who lets you get pictures of beautiful women to post on your site, and puts up with the celebrity mac chicks — put up really without much of an excuse to show more pictures of beautiful women… does she have a sister?
Trick question. How do you pronounce Macenstein?
where do you get the mac chicks?
What are Ur favorite Apple products? What Apple products U have and how often R U using them?
Why did you vaporise Rorschach? Wait, I am being told I have my Doctors mixed-up. You are not Dr. Manhattan?
What is the meaning of life (other than to buy apple stuff)
and do you actually have APPL stock????
Where were you on the night of the 14th?
Have you ever met Steve Jobs or seen him live like at a macworld keynote? If so, what is he like?
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Asking you a question implies that I am hoping you have some sort of worthwhile answer. That, or I’m just shitty and questing an echo for my own bored utterances.
Nevertheless, I adore your website and all the marvelous Mac related crappy crap it beholds.
Damn you though for the MacTarts! The savvy wenches lure a mouse click every time!
How did macenstein.com come about? How did it get to where it is today? And where do you see it and yourself in the next ten years?
What else do you do besides keeping on track macenstein.com everyday???
Are you really a Dr… cause I’m in med school… And sometimes I think I don’t have enough time for my studies…
Since when you are an Apple boy/men/dude… ???
What is your real name?
how much money does your unholy monster of a site make for you a month?
Are you my fan?
Kind regards,
Steve Jobs!!!!1111oneoneoneone
where do you think Apple would be right now if the Woz was still with them?
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Someone else honestly posted with the name Skippy. If it isn’t followed by Thorson, it ain’t Skippy. Some people just love the popular names.
if you were traveling at the speed of light in a car and you turned on your headlights… would it do anything?
You kind of remind me of The STIG, the mystery stunt driver from that English car racing show !
But he has revealed himself recently, it’s time for you to do that too!
What’s your name Doc? Or do I have to call you .. Wait, I actually don’t have any idea..