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Ow My Balls!

Unlike the ironically named “Freeballin'” pinball game, Ow! My Balls! is pretty much what you might think – a guy getting hit in the nuts for points, although to be fair, the game is slightly deeper than that, as there ARE fart jetpacks.

Ow My Balls! is a comedy game that brings top shelf kicked-in-the-crotch humor to the iPhone and iPod Touch. Ow My Balls! incorporates gravity simulation, hilarious sound effects and directional acceleration tactics for the utmost in non-realism.

You’ll laugh so hard milk will come out of your nose!

Kick Joe the Juggler from a ledge above the city and then use his trajectory to hit animated obstacles. Ignite fart jetpacks to gain altitude and travel the distance. Hit as many obstacles as you can before impact for insane combos!

Hit more obstacles, get more points, earn more farts, and become a BALL MASTER.

I haven’t drank milk in years, so a game that claims it will cause milk to come out of my nose must really be something special. And let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be a BALL MASTER? (Let me know in the comments if any of you decide to buy it. Right now 99ยข seems a little pricey).

13 Responses to “Ow My Balls!”
  1. Joshua says:

    I remember a game from a legendary japanese game developer (made Sim Tower as i recall) and his app was rejected for being “crude” (a similar concept to pocket gods but with monkeys). Add with the latest issues Baby Shaker issue http://news.cnet.com/8301-13579_3-10225016-37.html?part=rss&subj=news&tag=2547-1_3-0-20

    WTF Apple……

  2. minimal says:

    I wonder how many times the “dev” has watched Idiocracy?

  3. Joost Schuur says:

    It’s worth pointing out that the name is an homage to a show in the movie Idiocracy by Mike Judge.

  4. This reminds me of “Cockpuncher” in The Onion Movie ๐Ÿ˜›

  5. LouRob says:

    I don’t know how many times he’s seen it, but he talks like a fag.

  6. Well, let’s see you talking a bit of Dutch then shall we?

  7. Vidiot says:

    Nice art, too… is this your kids’ first submission to the AppStore?

  8. LouRob says:

    Florian, you’ve obviously never seen the movie “Idiocracy.”

  9. alex says:

    but you bought the pseudo-DK game..?

  10. brnmbrns says:

    no longer available

  11. Mat Pancha says:

    Those fuckers! Its not available in the iTunes Canada store. I want to kick Steve Jobs and make him scream “OW MY BALLS”.

    First app I’ve been excited about since iJiggles too…

  12. Scorcho says:

    i bought it. this game is actually terrible. aside from crashing all the time (which they will fix) when you play all there is to the game is a guy falling off a building. One stage. 10 seconds. Really. It’s that bad. It’s like someone attached a usb cable from their computer to their ass and shit this right into itunes.

  13. kc! Bradshaw says:

    Check the app now. The released an update which fixes all the problems (for me) and also adds a recorder to record your own sounds! SO GREAT!

    If you get more than ten farts there is a special surprise waiting at the top end!! ๐Ÿ™‚

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