“It’s a trick, get an axe”
You might think you’re the biggest Army of Darkness fan out there, but you’re not.
I am.
Not only have I memorized every frame of the movie, including the credits (I want to give a shout out to Bundy Chanock, the on set medic), I even sat front row center in the “Splatter Zone” for the “Evil Dead: The Musical” off-Broadway play with a special appearance by Bruce Campbell. It was probably the best day of my life, followed distantly by the birth of my two children. So you can understand why I was very excited to see that MGM has released the FREE “Army of Darkness Sound Board” app for the iPhone.
AND, you can also probably understand that I was CRUSHED to find that while it includes 16 sound clips from the movie, NONE of which is “It’s a trick, get an axe”, probably the best line in the entire movie, and something I say pretty much every day (people are often trying to trick me). So kudos to MGM for acknowledging the greatness that IS Army of Darkness, but a big “WTF?” for including the chainsaw sound over “It’s a trick, get an axe”. But Kudos again for including profanity, and still getting a 9+ rating.
[via iPhone Savior]
Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS… is my BOOM STICK!
I’m also a fan of the immortal “Don’t call me Ash” and this film, and I too have the problem of people playing tricks on me. That line is brilliant.
thank you so much doc, i would have never known and my life would be substantially less awesome right now!
MGM also neglected to include the first part of the “Jack Sh|t” line.
“Well, hello-Mr.-Fancy-Pants.”
HUGE error.
So cool, Thanks Doc!! 😀
Not t mention “Let’s get the hell out of here” had me rolling the first time, and every time there after!
Hey, thanks for the shout out in your article. Loved working on that show! All the best, Bundy Chanock, Paramedics Unlimited