Write a caption, win a prize
[Thank you WE HAVE A WINNER! This contest is now closed. Congrats to Faithful Macenstein reader Dick Nick who won with “At least I got the two important things in the divorce.” There were actually quite a few truly good captions this time around, and many variations on certain themes, so this was indeed a hard choice to make.]
Just admit it, you lost your ball.
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo. 
If we think it’s the most clever, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Friday (Oct 30th) at 11:59PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).
[Original image courtesy of soopahgrover via flickr]
Soooo . . . come here often?
I don’t know. What to you want to do?
“I knew I should have erased my browser history… At least she’s letting me have the two most important things to me!”
how let the Mac out?
No, the cab isn’t here yet.
It’s a down hill lye. I would use the 7 Iron. Watch out for that Dog’s Leg by the hydrant.
I knew i should have bought that golf cart on e-bay.
Would you take this lost little alley cat home with you? He’s no leopard or tiger, but I here jaguars are just as nice.
This is harder than I thought…
Yes, I am homeless, but I am still pretty~~~~
I keep hearing rumors about new iMacs coming around the corner……..sucks to become vintage! I WON AWARDS TO YOU KNOW?!
Who cancels a skins game for a Windows 7 Party??
Home is where you hang your @.
Tiger Woods tweeted he needed a forth.
What, Sometimes while golfing I get the sudden urge to use Page Maker
Phone Home
At least Mac brings its own drivers
Ya wanna stroke my putter…
i-homeless
“We meet everyday at the same cafe’, at 6:30….”
Ok, ok… Let’s see… Gates and windows all around!? Where the f**k am I !?
“So sticks, what is a driver anyway?”
Hello? Anyone want to stick their tongue out with me? We can make funny faces! Anyone?
“I know he’s not lost, he’s got GPS. And I know he didn’t forget, he’s got iCal. However, here I am waiting for iPhone missing our tea time again! Probably still at home playing with that damned puff! app again”.
1. Introducing the new mac caddy edition.
2. Two items stolen from bill gates stash of forbidden items.
3. Every since Tiger won all those championships. He thinks hes too good for us.
4. Good thing im solar powered.
“Will be your caddy for 10.5 upgrade”
Broken drivers? Your choice!
Mac heading out for a night of clubbin’
“They promised they would give us new stands here.”
I did’nt know the date was THAT bad!
Damn it! Where the hell is Steve? Our t-time is in 30 minutes!
“Hey, isn’t this the line for the new Microsoft store?”
(1) For a bug-free building it takes a Mac.
(2) Having a Mac waiting for you at home: Priceless!!!!!
(3) This place protected by guard iMac!!!
(4) Hey buddy, want a good time. No protection needed.
1. iMac and golf clubs. Two products designed for breaking windows.
2. GFOOOOUUUURRR!!!!
I hope it’s golf he’s takin’ me … (virtual fingers crossed) 😛
Schultz! The monitor goes inside. the cameras go out by the gate,
it’s the great mac escape. they’re trying to plant me with the bulbs for the winter, so i’m making a break for it.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you’re my only hope..
R2’s grandfather hits the links
Psssstt you want to party? 50 for a ram job 100 for a hard drive. 500 and I will Mac your world.
“Is this the line to get new stands?”
If the Boss catches me leaving early to play Golf I can kiss my upgrade good bye.
“Pixar will never find us here!”
Apples to Apples, Dust to Dust.
I need to get a day job
“Grandpa’s on a quest to meet his new grandson, iMac 2009″
*sniffle* I miss my ball…
did anyone win yet? it’s been a month