Enter our “What Will Steve Call His Book?” Sweepstakes!
This contest is closed. Congrats to faithful Macenstein reader Dr. Who who won with his entry of “One More Thing…”
With news that the notoriously private Steve Steve jobs has hired former managing editor of Time magazine Walter Isaacson to write his official autobiography, one can only wonder what Steve’s masterpiece will be titled. Will it be something cutesy, with an “i” in the front, like “iLife”, or “iAm So Rich”? Or something more obvious like “Why I’m so Awesome” or “I Will Eat Google’s Lunch”?
(Whatever it’s called, odds are the book will physically LOOK better than other CEO autobiographies and cost roughly 50% more.)
While one can never guess what Steve will do next, we’ve decided to let YOU try to help him out by coming up with the ultimate title for his book. Leave us a comment with your best ideas, funny or serious. We’ll pick our top 5 or 10 entries and put it them up for a reader poll. Enter as often as you’d like. 
Winner will receive a $50 iTunes gift certificate. The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Friday (March 5th) at 11:59PM EST.
how do i enter?
iJobs
WWJD = What Would Jobs Do?
1. iSteve
2. World Domination
3. Steve X
Because he likes short names (look at all Apple software: Mail, Preview, Finder), it will be called:
– Life
– Steve Jobs
or more creative:
– iLife 55
– “An Apple a day keeps the competition away”
– Booooom
– The Reality Distortion Field
– “One last thing”
– Designed in California
It’ll simply be called… either
‘Me’
or
‘I’
btw… I can’t win… so don’t pick me !
miLife
I Steve
One More Thing
Computing made easy. The story behind the success of Apple
P.S. I love US iTunes certificates 🙂
iAm
The Story of Jobs
MyBook
What else but ” Me, Myself, And I and a little bit of Woz “
iWay or NoWay
Apple Inc.
by Steve Jobs
“Flash”
Bag of Hurt
“From ‘Stache to No’Stache:
How I piloted the computing industry without ever wearing decent business attire.”
I think that his book will be called “My so-called iLife” or “Living la iVida Loca”
😉 Rick
I honor of the news that Apple is blocking the boobies apps, I believe the book will be called:
iKampf
Realistic:
1. A Dent in the Universe
2. Insanely Great
3. Real Artists Ship
Frivolous:
4. Kiss My Ass, Monkey Boy
5. Mercurial AND Uranal
6. SIOOMA
Steve Jobs or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Woz
It Just Works
Don’t Discard The Dust Cover: Jony Spent 3,750 Hours Getting It Right
Since “iAm” is taken…
Welcome to Steve Jobs
“Just Wonderful”
-A look into the man behind the fantastic, even magical world of Apple-
“I Will Kick Your Ass”
“I Pwnd DELL And I Feel Good”
“I’ve Walked The Bowels Of Hell and Back”
“My God, I See Stars”
“Buy My iPad And You Become My Padawan”
JOBS!
1. ?
2. Mac Pro
3. iDa Pro
4. Apple & i
5. The reason why i
iWill Make You Wait, & Leave You Unimpressed
iWill Be Your Next Purchase
Millions Will Buy It Because I Said They Will Buy It
What STeve Jobs Said
My #1 above didn’t work 🙁 so I’ll just explain it.
The book will have no title, only the apple logo, just to screw with the Amazon tracking system.
Made on a Mac
iChange
iRock – A legend in my own mind
Steve on the Jobs
Steve Jobs: How I thought different
or
Thinking Different the Steve Jobs story
Think Different: The Biography of Steve Jobs
iConic
i, Steve Jobs
Steve’s Job
“Anarchy in the Silicon Valley”
iTampon – How I “plugged” the competition
“Steve Jobs… I Wish I Was The Woz”
“Jobs Quixote”
“Steve Jobs: A Million and One Reasons Why Windows Sucks”
iOwn Therefore iAm
iWin Therefore iAm
iPwn Therefore iAm
How iRevolutionized iNdustries with iMac iPod iTunes iPhone & possibly iPad
steve jobs: chronicle of a moustache
“Bill who?”
myLife Steve Jobs
or
“One more thing”
Steve Jobs
. Think Different
. Steve
— Or it could be a Bob Dylan song like
. Like a Rolling Stone
. The Times They Are a-Changing
. Forever Young
The iBook of Jobs
1 THE WHOLLY BiBLE
2 The Tao of i
3 Bite of the big apple
4 Pomum es Macina (Apple is the machine)
5 the tale of 2 steves
6 the book of Jobs (the companion o which is of cores e the Book of Woz)
7 Any color you want as long as it’s white
8 iDream
9 iJobs
yea i don’t think i’m gonna come up with a better one than #9