Macenstein

Notorious poon hound Musician John Mayer, who once blogged: “I look forward to hours of Fruit Ninja while enjoying a stable romantic relationship sometime within the lifespan of the iPhone 4. Don’t snicker. Just wish me the best.” has apparently lost the aforementioned iPhone 4.

Having recently lost an iPhone myself (well, the Bride of Macenstein‘s iPhone) I can certainly feel John’s pain… however… John’s loss will likely prove to be the World’s gain, as it almost guarantees a slew of naked pictures of his rather impressive past sexual conquests will hit the interwebs any second. According to The National Enquirer:

Biggest fear for most celebs when they lose a cell phone is some strange-o accessing their VIP contacts and prank-calling A-list pals — but the fallout would be much worse for Badboy John, who’s made no bones about his skanky-panky with rich and famous females. Revealed a close friend: “He told me his cell contains personal photos — and videos — of some of the famous women he’s dated.” Shuddered My Spy: “John’s just frantic over the missing phone. He hopes it’s lying on the bottom of the Hudson River!” (Print Edition)