Newsflash: Steve Jobs IS human
Or at least he WAS, back in 1978 when this video was made. Gaze in wonder as a 23-year old Steve shows caveman-like amazement at his image appearing on a TV set and prepare to gawk open-mouthed as Steve demonstrates just a hint of the emotion we mortals call “nervousness” when told he will be simulcast to New York as well. He even threatens to vomit.
Presumably sometime after this video was shot Steve was reforged in iron (or more likely, Titanium or an aluminum alloy) and reborn as the super calm Steve we know and fear today. Enjoy.
“If it bleeds we can kill it.”
– Schwarzenegge (Predator)
“I’m a Real Boy”
-Pinocchio
Josh Exley: “don’t touch me Arthur! Our blood is like acid to you!”
Arthur Dales: “it’s just blood, Josh. Just blood”
– the X-Files (s6x20)
“Our reality may be very much like theirs, and all this might just be an elaborate simulation, running inside a little device sitting on someone’s table.”
Capt. Picard – Star Trek The Next Generation – Ship in a Bottle