Hopefully this is Apple’s October 4th announcement
Meet “Steve”, the Apple themed Robot created by the geniuses 3A Ashley Wood.
Steve comes with the ROTHTAB and creepy green apple, he has no weapons except is mind !
Costing only $300 (*cough) Steve is available for order on eBay.
via SuperPunch
I do hope they can somehow make Steve into a Robot, you know like the RoboCop, so he can live forever. Or put his head in a jar, futurama style.