Redefining iPhone “protection”
“Don’t hate the Playa, hate the game”. Or, do what I do, and hate Chris. It should be fairly easy to do, after watching this video for the Playa iPhone case by Annex.
Honestly, the idea of keeping a condom in your iPhone is pretty smart, as I often have no idea where my wallet is, but I seem to always know where my iPhone is. Of course the reason I always know where my iPhone is is probably because I am constantly playing Tiny Zoo Friends or some other incredibly nerdy game that will drive women far, far away from me (presumably towards Chris), thus rendering my secret condom dispenser useless. Still, if you have any game at all, you DO need to keep your condoms SOMEWHERE, so maybe this isn’t a horrible idea. The name “Playa” is a little cheesy however, but then, so is Chris. Although apparently Chris “is getting laid every day”, so perhaps we should all strive to be a little cheesier.
Something about the shiny script logo reminds me of trucks with the Playboy Bunny mud flaps.
Then Chris finds out the heat from the phone weakened his condoms and has impregnated many sheep.
Why doesn’t Chris just wear his condoms? He’s getting lucky all the time, so why not just unfurl one over his turgidness in the morning so he can be cocked and loaded all day. That way he get be gettin’ down to business without looking like a dick fumbling while trying to put the darn thing on his thing. Besides woman are more impressed with what’s in his wallet , not on his iPhone anyway.
I seriously doubt hes getting any lol