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There are so many things to love about this eBay listing for what appears to be a microwaved iPhone 4S. First, when listing they used the full default eBay iPhone template, which gives a complete rundown of the phone’s features, including “HD video recording, Facetime, iCloud, Retina display, clearly remarkable”

Product Information
The Apple iPhone 4S is rich with technology and features for an enhanced user experience. The release of the iPhone 4 had smartphone users impressed, thanks to state-of-the-art size, speed, and applications. Apple topped the iPhone 4 with the Apple iPhone 4S, which builds on the iPhone 4 for an even better user experience. Along with a more powerful chip and an improved camera the Apple iPhone 4S also includes an interactive personal assistant to help keep busy lives running smoothly.

They sort of correctly list it as non working:

“For parts or not working: An item that does not function as intended and is not fully operational. This includes items that are defective in ways that render them difficult to use, items that require service or repair, or items missing essential components. See the seller’s listing for full details”

…although I don’t know what part you would use from this…

But the best part is the seller is apparently content to let the pictures do the talking, as the only thing he/she (oh c’mon, who are we kidding, this is definitely a dude) mentions about the phone in particular is at the bottom, where he admits:

“This iPhone seems to have sustained some minor damage. Does not function in any way.”

Still, despite the sad state of this iPhone, the bidding has skyrocketted to an amazing $2.25 as of this posting, and with 3 days left, there’s really no telling what this baby could go for, so get bidding people!

Thanks to faithful Macenstein reader Sean for the tip!