Wanna hang out with me? Sure you do! So JOIN CLAN MACENSTEIN!!
I can’t even BEGIN to tell you how many of you have contacted me asking if we could hang out, be BFFs, have me officiate your wedding, etc. Well, I am far too anti-social for any of THAT to happen, but I DO enjoy sitting alone in the dark for hours on end playing Clash of Clans with my imaginary online friends. Over the years we have actually created quite a decent clan, one that has become increasingly obsessed with Clan Wars, and we need a few more good men/Mac Chicks who want to join us in our quest for glory and war loot! Think you have what it takes? Then join clan MACENSTEIN!
Why should you join? Well, we’re awesome! We have a bunch of very long-time members (over 1.5 years). We’re immature. We have 25 War wins. We donate troops like crazy. You get to hang out with me.
🙂
Here’s what we’re looking for:
1 – You need to be decent. You can be as high as a TH 10, or you can be as low as a Town Hall 7, but you need to have a well upgraded base for your level (i.e., we don’t want players who rushed to a Level 9 Town Hall but still have level 2 Air Defense and Level 3 archers.
2 – Be active. Both in chat and donations. We love giving and receiving war advice, base design tips, and attack strategies, and want players who can help out their fellow members
3 – We war. A LOT. You need to be able to use BOTH of your battle attempts per war. That’s really only about 12 minutes of your life, every 48 hours. Surely that’s not asking too much
4 – Don’t call me Shirley
OK, that’s it. So if you want to join the swingingest clan there is, just search for “Macenstein” in the Clan Search. Oh, and write the code “I Read Macenstein” so we know you saw this post and that you are awesome.
See ya soon!
– The Doc
Joined.
Quoted Rule #4 to prove I knew the Clan Rules when interrogated by JuJu.
Got booted.
WTF?
Michael, apologies. Hadn’t checked mac s new post. You re welcome to join. Juju
I haven’t downloaded the game yet but the game sounds interesting. If I download and start playing It’s obvious that I will start from level 1 so I’m just wondering if I can join the MACENSTEIN clan despite the fact that I’m level 1. Sorry, if I sound rude, I’m using some new words. (I’m not a native English speaker)
Hi Bee,
You won t be able to join any clan before you reach a certain lvl and get used to playing the game. I suggest you build a strong defense and once your town hall( TH) reaches 7-8 try to join and we’ll let u know if you re strong enough to join us. If you re not, we ll tell u what u need to improve and u ll be able to join once it s done.
And don t worry, I’m not a native English speaker either. See u soon online
Thanks. I started playing the game 2 days ago and I’m starting to get the hang of it. My town hall is in level 5 I think. And my experience level is 14. Anyway, thanks for replying 🙂
Hey,
I had to reset my ipad and i lost my old base in clash of clans. I sent you an email about it also under plotsuggestion email account you have here on your website.
Shirtin Curtain Out 🙁
Hey Shirtin,
Sorry to hear that. Hope you manage to get your base back or upgrade a new one quickly. C ya
Juju
Sir why I can’t join I had requested but I had been banned
im wondering if i can join again im more active i get on everyday im a lot better at the game now im a maxed th7 farming thanks anyways bcuz i am where i am today bcuz the help of macenstein
Hey Doc I was hoping if I could join your clan. I am looking up your clan almost everyday and now it is open. I am currently in Drunk Destroyer (Current trophies of my clan is more than 17000 for your ease) so you can check my base out. I know I am of low level but i am a fast learner and I max out my base before moving up my TH. Also, I am very active and attack in war. Please at least consider me.
Sure. Tell them I said to let you in when you apply.
_ The Doc
Hey I was wondering if I could join, I’m only TH 6 but I’m on my way to 7. I haven’t rushed or done anything like that. I’ve got a pretty good defense and I’m pretty active. Thanks for reading this ???? My username is Gimme An Asbwin or something along those lines.
Hi I have just sent a request to join but for got to say I read MACESTEIN
My name is Willni947
Hi again I’m Really struggling with how to make someone your friend on dragon vale.
Thanks
Hi Guys, great clan. We are at war with you right now and I hope your internet goes out and you lose.
Bye,
I love you
Hey, I kind of want to join your clan Mac, but currently your clan message on your clan page says looking for th 6 and below but I’m a max th 7 is it okay if I Join?
My ingame tag should be vladu
Sure, but no guarantees you won’t get booted if you stink. The guys are very into warring right now.
– The Doc