The Power Pouch Sports Bra for iPod
Posted by Helper Monkey
As if men needed another reason to stare at women’s breasts…
Gracie’s Gear (a company devoted to the noble goal of encouraging women of all ages and sizes to get out there and exercise) has unleashed a trio of iPod accessories that can only be described as the three single most important iPod accessories to ever have been made.
From left to right: The POWER POUCHâ„¢ Long Tank, the POWER POUCHâ„¢ Short Top, and (MY favorite) the POWER POUCHâ„¢ Cami.
Behold the POWER POUCHâ„¢ Long Tank, the POWER POUCHâ„¢ Short Top and (MY favorite) the POWER POUCHâ„¢ Cami.
Available for $38, $33, and $33 respectively, these over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders hold more than just your boulders. They can also carry an iPod in their zippered pouch, complete with 3 separate compartments. While the descriptions claim these pouches can hold all sorts of running essentials (from car keys to cash) the clear intention from the pictures is to hold an iPod nano (and encourage strangers to offer to check your breasts for rectangular lumps).
The POWER POUCHES can be ordered online, or through The Athelete’s Foot chain of retail stores.
