Write a caption, win a prize
[THANK YOU, WE HAVE A WINNER. THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED]
Early MacBook Air prototypes didn’t quite cut it.
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo, 
and if we think it’s the funniest, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Saturday (Feb 2nd) at 9PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).
(image from Steve Jobs posing with computers)
[AND THE WINNER IS… KEITH J WITH “The new, more powerful iMac. It’s now quicker to get jobs off your desk.” Congratulations Keith! It was a very clever play on words, and steered clear of the more obvious (yet hilarious) sexual aspect to the picture. You’re gift certificate is on it’s way!
Honorable mention goes to “We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious.”, but whoever wrote that did not include their e-mail or name, so remember that for next time folks! ]
“wait till someone opens this thing and sees the Intel Inside sticker. that’s going to be embarrassing…”
We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious.
“I shall call him… mini me!”
look! my pants match the imac, isn’t that just precious!
“Whew this is heavy… Lemme sit down for a sec.”
Hi, this is my mac ……guess I just will have to wait on your PC …
‘It’s all mine, all mine!’
FrankenJobs say, “Blue MacBride good. No body. Can’t run away.”
I meditated on “perfection” and this popped into my lap, along with a picture of me, of course.
Hey baby, I’m feelin’ you and yo pain, so here’s yo purfect desktop. See if you can find da whipped cream. *wink*
“I WAS going to buy a dog but I guess they’re just TOO boring. Here is what I did with my money” [see: image]
Thankfully, mere seconds before the photo shoot started, Steve realised his fly was broken. resourceful chap eh?
(set to classic 70’s porn music)
Who’s your daddy?
“Listen up people, I said Thinnovation!”
It’s okay to love your iMac, just don’t looove your iMac.
BOOM! The new Apple Gum Drop. Get yours today at your local Candy Apple Store
my hair will get thinner at the same rate as this laptop does
and the winner is…?!