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Write a caption, win a prize


Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo. If we think it’s the most clever, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.

The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Monday (April 14th) at 9PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).

[Original image via The Secret Diary of Bill Gates]

[AND THE WINNER IS… JorgeLuisBorges WITH “Remember the night all those Windows users crashed at my place?” Nice one, JorgeLuisBorges! You’re gift certificate is on its way!

125 Responses to “Write a caption, win a prize”
  1. Ian Budd says:

    “Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers to the Right, Here I am…. Stuck in the Middle with you!”

  2. Jim says:

    Full fathom five my computer lies;
    Of its boards are coral made;
    Those are webcams that were his eyes;
    Nothing of it that does fade,
    But doth need another OS-change
    Keeping Bill rich and strange.

  3. Greasy Wet Fart says:

    Don’t you just love the color Blue?

  4. emil says:

    “We make insanely great customers products, your products make customers insane”

  5. Jim says:

    Microsoft Rockettes sing:
    “Hey! Bill Gates! Leave our chips alone!
    All in all it’s just another kick in the balls.
    All in all you’re just another kick in the balls.”

  6. Teegan says:

    Looks like the (windows) network is functioning like normal…

  7. kristof says:

    dont need 20$

    “bill gates back in business?”

  8. Dakota Courtois says:

    Many Mac OS X Leopard users have noticed that the color of the icon for a PC on a network is not the exact shade of blue as the famous “Blue Screen of Death.”

    Apple has been reported as releasing a patch that fixes icon color to reflect the correct color of blue for those “in anguish over this issue” and is also releasing a press release apologizing for the mistake.

  9. Chris G says:

    A fatal exception OE has occu….Windows has not crashed in the past 24 hrs and has thus presented you with the BSOD. The current application will be terminated.

    *Press any key to terminate the current application
    *Press CTRL+ALT+DEL again to restart your computer. You will lose any unsaved information in all applications

    Press any key to continue
    Move your face away from monitor to continue working in Leopard.

  10. Marty Zalega says:

    10 windows computers on a network, nothing but blue screen of death.

  11. Y. says:

    *Blue Screens, now back by popular demand!

    *Blue Screens: they’re bringing sexy back

  12. Jeremy says:

    “Oh god…oh god…It’s just like that nightmare I had…they’re still following me!”

  13. Ken says:

    Windows in any color you want (as long as it it blue).

  14. Barry says:

    I love the smell of blue in the morning… smells like… Windows.

  15. Corey says:

    Computer Science Class of 2020, Here is an example of the common desktop blue screen that plagued the early 21st century. It has been linked to famine, war, and terrorist activity worldwide. Many thanks go out to President Jobs for riding the world of this horrible evil.

  16. LowkeyLoki says:

    Déjà Blue?

  17. LowkeyLoki says:

    Leopard’s Time Machine meets Boot Camp running Windows

  18. Alex J says:

    What?! The network is down again? That’s the sixth time this week!

  19. Kellie R says:


  20. odin says:

    …and when little Timmy got to college he opened up his MacBook and realized he was the only one in the dorm getting laid this semester.

  21. Tim says:

    Quick lock – all the performance of vista now with the connivence of quick look.

  22. Rowlings says:

    Holy Shit we’re surrounded! Ready EMP weapon on my mark! Three… two… one…

  23. Greasy Wet Fart says:

    Gawd! I shouldn’t have put my DICK in the access port!

  24. odin says:

    Once you go mac, you’ll never go back.

  25. kmf says:

    “Attack of the Clones”

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