Write a caption, win a prize
[THANK YOU, WE HAVE A WINNER. THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED]
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo. 
If we think it’s the most clever, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Monday (April 14th) at 9PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).
[Original image via The Secret Diary of Bill Gates]
[AND THE WINNER IS… JorgeLuisBorges WITH “Remember the night all those Windows users crashed at my place?” Nice one, JorgeLuisBorges! You’re gift certificate is on its way!
BLUEFLOW! or bsodFLOW
OMG THIS IS WHY I WON’T BUY A MAC. CUZ OF THE JERKS THAT USE THEM/MAKE THEM.
Look SMBa, everything the light touches is our kingdom. Well…except those Blue Screens of Death over there.
Invasion of the OS Snatchers
“IT’S Y2K ALL OVER AGAIN!”
“Now that every Windows Vista machine in the universe has BSOD’d maybe Microsoft will release a good OS.”
Ashes to ashes… dust to dust…
How many clicks does it take to get to the center of a pc? The world may never know.
This is what happens when you use a hackintosh.
I look at this daily so that I don’t take my Mac for granted.
So many choices; so little reason.
the original blue man group
I’d rather have blue balls.
It’s official. Macs can now do EVERYTHING that a Pc can do.
Microsoft’s first green is blue, her easiest hue to hold.
Windows 7 at its finest!
damnit I can’t get a thing off these machines
Even on a Mac, Windows is still Windows…
“Microsoft’s answer to Coverflow.”
(Bluscreen) Library of death
Despite not qualifying for the contest, I thought I’d still post.
1) “Lights, Camera, BSOD!”
2) Bill’s wife: “Bill, don’t you think you have enough pc’s in our house”
Bill: “No, they run perfectly fine and never require any maintenance”
Bill’s wife: “So does my MacBook”
Bill: “Oh no, they are just BSOD”
Bill’s wife: “That what it shows on my MacBook”
LOL
I’m afraid I can’t let you do that, Bill.
“You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it.”
I finally crack the password to http://www.spankyourself.com, and then this happens!
This is Microsoft’s most popular application.
Can we please have a XXX rated Mac Chick?
Dawn of the BSoD
Welcome to the Windows ICU.
If your ducks aren’t in a row; you blue it.
Windows Vista’s screensavers.
You scream, I scream, we all scream at blue screens.
Resistance is futile.
Imagine life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
“…and this is what we called: “CoverFlow” … get it? NEXT!!!!”
“Yep.. it’s dark but as soon all of you run Leopard you will see light”
“Yep it’s dark… but as soon you realized Leopard i’ts better, you’ll be able to join our network.”
” hey don’t push! I know it’s incredible but it’s not that good, I mean we got translucent windows and they don’t right?”
Windows was created by Bill
It didn’t evolve. It did crash. Repeatedly.
There are many copies.
It doesn’t have a plan.
(with apologies to BSG).
Microsoft Down Syndrome (aka, “Duck, You Suckerâ€): There are no soft landings.
Creatures from the Blue Lagoon: “Bill’s deepest fear will rise again.”
“My god. It’s full of stars.”
“Press CTRL-ALT-DEL now for an IQ test.”
Mac users swear by their Mac,
PC users swear at their PC
Hey Spliv, give me some skin!
What nobody has figured out is that just behind the BSOD the is the location where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. Just hit the right key combination and voila! The mob made Bill Gates put that in.
apple’s mac leopard can suck 10 copies of microsoft’s windows vista
while microsoft is still trying getting a vacuum to suck.
Duck and Cover Flow
And this tray is wet, and this tray is wet, and this tray is wet…
Skynet became self-aware at 2:14am EDT August 29, 1997. D’oh!
“Remember the night all those Windows users crashed at my place?”
Windows is blue, da ba dee da ba die.