Write a caption, win a prize
[THANK YOU, WE HAVE A WINNER. THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED]
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo. 
If we think it’s the most clever, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Monday (April 14th) at 9PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).
[Original image via The Secret Diary of Bill Gates]
[AND THE WINNER IS… JorgeLuisBorges WITH “Remember the night all those Windows users crashed at my place?” Nice one, JorgeLuisBorges! You’re gift certificate is on its way!
The Newest Mac Pro: even though it can run 10 copies of Windows Vista simultaneously, they are still 10 copies of windows.
“Nostalgia?”
“I see Blue! He looks glorious”
The standard desktop backdrop of Parallels
See Mac I told you it was my os and not the hardware like you said.
The standard programming language of Windows is BSD (Blue Screen of Death)
CRTBSoDFTW!
Without further adu, I present you the Windows top ten!
Mac user should be aware, this machine could crash at any time so take care and be patient!
We need blue screens. Lots of them.
Braaaiiiinnns!!!
this is just uncaptionable
I’m warning you. You’re entering a big error. I’m going to have to put you on the game grid.
Apple got the blues.
For as little as 10 cents a day you too can help a PC user. So please think of the children.
so many pcs’ dead body are found in my mac network, help!!!
DO you like the “NEW” windows default background!!!
Dave: Hello, PC do you read me, PC?
PC: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, PC.
PC: I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that…Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye. Please enjoy your BSOD.
Vista now comes in 10 awesome flavors — collect them all!
Spotlight search: “Comdex Spring 1998 Convention.”
I see screens of blue and monitors of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world
Doctor, doctor! … (@_@)… I SEE DEAD COMPUTERS !!
Crashflow, a new Leopard only feature, allows you to easily find blue screened Window’s PC’s using “ordinateurs bleus d’écran” technology, an extension of “bonjour”
… And … there goes the neighborhood… Again …
Message:
“Windows wants to spend the weekend with you”
User:
“… so much for “where do you want to go today?”
“after many years PC still feeling blue, get a mac, remember pc is not youre fault”
“New anti-sharing technology!, when the new Windows 7 detects illegal file sharing, automatically, the culprit PC is erased preventing piracy”
The little blue men have arrived and they are scarier then I could have ever imagined!
i see dead os’s
The view from Bill Gates’ desk on a typical day at Microsoft
All your base are belong to us..
“OMG its full of BSOD!!”
Holy Crap!!! I’m surrounded by ASSHOLES…KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!!!!
STEVE: Look Bill, I’ve created a gallery of Windows screenshots for you.
BILL: Great going Steve, those are my favorite Windows applications! By the way have you seen that movie at the drive-in theater? It’s called “Swap Meet Every Sunday”.
“De-Evolution”
“Big Brother is no longer watching you”
Geez, Bill, how many scanners did you plug in today?
The BSOD is the only Windows feature that has never changed through the course of time… and it never will?
Hidden Leopard feature: “Find Windows Machines on this Network”
Chernobyl’s computer network on April 26, 1986.
Never again!!!
The new revolution in MS software: Groundhog Day 1.0
…”and here we have our quality control line”…
New Leopard feature- If our CEO, our TV commercials, and our users aren’t smug enough for you, you can now see our crappy attitude in our OS!
– Apple
“All your base are belong to us …”
Take the Red pill. The Blue pill is too hard to swallow.
Little Johnny shows a Cover Flow of the Windows machines that he tried to dual boot
I had a terrible dream… my mac slowly turned into a PC, and then duplicated itself on my network… thank God it was only a –AHHHHHHHHH NOOOO!!!
*sigh* If only blue’s clues actually led to something useful.
Where’s your handy dandy notebook when you need it!?
In an effort to respond to Leopard’s Time Machine, Microsoft has implemented horizontal backups. Never lose what you are currently working on … that is until your change something.