Write a caption, win a prize
THANK YOU WE HAVE A WINNER.
“I wish I could ⌘Q you”.
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo. 
If we think it’s the most clever, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Wednesday (May 21st) at 9PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).
[Original image via inkycircus]
And the winner is… Ryanm with “I wish I could ⌘Q you”. A variation on the Brokeback Mountain theme others used, but with that all-important Mac Flair. Congrats Very clever.
You, me, and a Mac. Could it get anymore perfect?
Two and a Half “Macs”
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Is that an ipod in your pants, or are you just happy to see me.
this is where the greatest scam ever started…
I saw this lampshade and it just clicked!
Mac…
Getting nerds get laid since 1984
soon as you leave I am going to turn off this elevator music.
I’ve finished the latest Job…
*Forced smiles all around*
Jobs: I’d fire you if people weren’t dumb enough to buy this shit. There’s no where near enough aluminum… or glass.
Yeah, it sounds silly, but someday a user my actually need 128MB RAM!
Hmm So you think you can dance?
Ives:Do you like it?
Jobs: hell yeah!!
I took a bath in my money this morning….you?
JI: Wow Steve you were right! People are going nuts over this thing.
SJ: I know, could you imagine if we made a phone.
JI: We?
SJ: Ya know what, now that I look at this huge ball at the bottom I’ve decided i don’t like it anymore. Go make another one, and I want it thinner!
JI: (mockingly under his breath) I’d hate to be your wife.
JI: Steve, you….you complete me.
SJ: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at “integrative design”.
you had me at “log in”
I wish I could quit you.
I cant beleive we did this all by ourselves.
“And at this ONE website. There are these two ladies and ONE cup!
Happy couple introduce their pregnant surrogate.
JI: What do you mean you have a new idea?
SJ: If we build it Jonny, they will come, so keep smiling.
we’re just so luck to be us 🙂
Mac Daddies
we…made…it…TOGETHER!!
“Did you see Bill Gates get that pie in the face? Classic.”
“The iphone in my pocket is set on ‘vibrate’ !!!”
We are twins
Ive’s thinking: Can i stop smiling now? I need to get back to work. The next iMac will make this one look like a toy…
Jobs Heads or tails!?
Ive Your not really going to unzip your flies… (giggle)
Jobs Yes I will, Heads or Tails!?
Arm wrestle – right now! Just toss this shite and get it on! C’mon ya Yanky whimp!
It’s over, but I’ll throw one in. ^_^
Jobs: “Do you think this thing can handle Vista, my Dell broke?”
SJ: (Similing) World Domination, one mac at a time!
JI: What next sire…
SJ, is that a Mighty Mouse in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
jobs: you truly do look as good as the products you make
ives: why thank you steve
jobs: Laugh laugh
iMac: “GAYDAR ALERT! GARDAR ALERT!”
If you seriously tell the WWDC that this is the new iPhone, you are *so* fired!
Good news Steve! The chips are shipping now so we can launch!
Good news Steve! The chips just came in, so we can launch the product!
You forgot the keyboard again???
If you tell the WWDC that this is the new iPhone, you are *so* fired!