Write a caption, win a prize
THANK YOU WE HAVE A WINNER.
“I wish I could ⌘Q you”.
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo. 
If we think it’s the most clever, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Wednesday (May 21st) at 9PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).
[Original image via inkycircus]
And the winner is… Ryanm with “I wish I could ⌘Q you”. A variation on the Brokeback Mountain theme others used, but with that all-important Mac Flair. Congrats Very clever.
SJ: Lucky prick if this thing didn’t work I was going to fire Ives.
Ives: I better pretend to smile I haven’t slept in weeks.
Ives: This thing is going to make us a ton of money. Can I get some more stock options?
Jobs: When do you want them backdated to?
Ives: I’ll kill ya.
“Sorry, I dropped the remote in the toliet!”
You free tonight
Ives: …and if we make the color black we can charge them even more!
Jobs: I love you man.
If we smile long enough, they will never notice the ridiculous shape!
Bill Gates: Hey guys, come on, let me out of this box!
Dude, remember when we made the imac’s look cool ?
Wait till they find out what we’re asking for this.
Whoa Dude, That was some good stuff…Steve …a… Steve, It Just Moved man, Really, It Moved !
“It’s morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.â€
( W. C. Fields )
If Johnny 5 really is alive, he’ll be MACkin on this in a nanosecond.
As soon as he blinks, that Mac is mine!
“Why did you choose white?”
nice lamp!
is a iMac
ok, nice iLamp!
Jobs: I’m laughing all the way to the Bank! You laughing to?
Ives: Hell yah!
Ives: So I guess I win, now it’s my turn to be on top
Jobs: I don’t think so Biotch!
Nice iPackage!
This explains why the beach ball is rainbow colored!
And then the guy who called Apple Care was pissed it didn’t actually follow him around like in the commercial!
“This one does actually double as a boat anchor!”
“Why are you laughing like that?” “I don’t know… he he he Why are You laughing too? ha ha ha”
“are you sure the black box it’s the power supply?”
“yep.. isn’t amazing?”
They’ll never know we were looking at porn before our picture was taken.
“You da man. No, you da man.”
Ives: And to think, sunflower seeds were my inspiration.
Jobs: Well I can’t blame you, they are tasty.
“Can’t believe we’re smiling at this little white thing!”
Ives: SO, how long do we have to stand here and stare at each other?
Jobs: As long as it takes to sell a few million of these, then making everyone trash them as we release one with a G5 a month later.
Ivan: Good, because I quit 5 minutes ago.
Dude, I told Gates and Ballmer it’s an Orgasmatron and they freakin’ believed me. Steve’s been online all morning trying to order one.
Since we both flipped a coin, who should choose heads or tails?
If you tell anyone about the new iPhone design I swear to god I’ll ruin your career so bad that the only place that will hire you would be the Zune division at Microsoft.
A robot computer. “Yes, it will even do the floors.”
Ives to Jobs: “Dude, Gates is soooo over.”
Ives: look at what I have creaed!
Steve: BOOM! we’ll call it Amanda!
exhibit a… male camel toe.
Don’t make it weird.
Is that a Mac or are you just happy to see me?
What they don’t know is this is just crap I found laying around in my kitchen!
Winner of Macenstein’s: “A thousand pictures is worth a word” Contest!!!
SJ: Hey, I’ve got Amelio stuffed into this podium here.
JI: Well that explains the pounding!
Hehe, someone mistakenly wrote Ive’s last name as Ives and everyone just copies that over and over 🙂
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Ive
Dude you need glasses to impersonate me!
Hey Jobsy – it’s your turn to be PC !?
I guess you heard about the California Supreme Court Decision. Let’s get our license.
Now son, do you really think I believe you had anything to do with this production of imac. Look at you. you can’t even keep a straight face.
I wish I could ⌘Q you
Should we use shrooms when we design the next iMac , instead??
Let’s deflower her… together.
“What they don’t realize is that this model that we just unveiled is already obsolete! My minions are already working on the newer, improved version!!!”
thought bubbles from both, thinking the same thing:
“this douchebag would be nothing without me.”