This is why the App Store will fail - Macenstein

This is why the App Store will fail

Wow. Talk about an unlikely celebrity to want to keep tabs on… I mean, Project X was good, but not that good.

Matthew Broderick Fans ($1.99)

“We are proud to introduce your ONE STOP app to get everything related to “Matthew Broderick “. Get the up to the minute news, bio, exclusive Photos and join other fans!

Download today, Keep Up-to-date Now!”

Hmm… let me think, ONE STOP versus my current NO stops…

There’s also a Mel Brooks one, and while I consider him a genius and have mad respect for the man, I can’t imagine he’s so actively out and about that I would have trouble keeping up with the latest Mel Brooks news via conventional means, such as reading the obituaries.

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4 Responses to “This is why the App Store will fail”
  1. Lame..

    Maybe you should hire someone to program you something that displays your posts / mac chics / personal data doc?

  2. Raul Medina says:

    Well thanks for exposing it, but I don’t like your pessimist title to this article.

  3. Teegan says:

    *6 Months Later*
    Hey everyone,
    We are proud to introduce your ONE STOP app to get everything “Macenstien.” Get the up to the minute news, articles, and MacChicks. Join your Apple pride with other fanboys around the world!

    Download today, Keep Up-to-date Now!

    Go get the new Macenstien app from the App Store!

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