That’s a lovely iMac… FOR ME TO POOP ON! - Macenstein

That’s a lovely iMac… FOR ME TO POOP ON!

iMac Ewww… what, were you raised in a barn? Oh… sorry…

Macs have a well-deserved reputation for not only being some of the fastest computers on the planet, but some of the most beautiful as well. Unfortunately, like all works of art, Macs do have their critics. iMac owner Jacob Batt recently found this out the hard way, and learned that having a computer as beautiful as a sculpture also means having to deal with the same enemies as sculptures – namely, birds.

“You have got to be shitting me. *no pun intended* I come back from dinner and I find this. I guess that’s what I get for having my computer in a barn. If you haven’t noticed there is a huge streak of bird shit right across the face of my computer.”

Hey don’t worry Jacob, I’ve always heard that that’s actually good luck (although I have always had a theory that that rumor was started by someone who found themselves getting shit on a lot).

Thanks to faithful Macenstein reader John for the tip!
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5 Responses to “That’s a lovely iMac… FOR ME TO POOP ON!”
  1. Nate says:

    The iScat?

  2. notme says:

    Nice The Pirate Bay sticker! 🙂

  3. Donut says:


  4. kuzya says:

    it because his lovely sculpture standing in a place that looks like garbage storage , so after the pooping … it does looks like it belongs there 🙂

  5. Seattle Nate says:

    Gotta say, it’s a great design:

    – Easy to clean

    – Vents are pretty well poop-resistant

    – No openings on top!

    Just hope & pray that it doesn’t hit your $95 keyboard….

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