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456th analyst predicts Verizon iPhone – I am SOOO excited!

Seriously, if Apple doesn’t release a Verizon iPhone soon, I think I’M going to. Not that I have any plans to jump ship to Verizon, but I am just so sick of a new analyst predicting the Verizon iPhone every 4 months. Today it was Susquehanna Financial Group analyst Jeffrey Fidacaro‘s turn. Fidacaro claims his sources are saying Apple plans to begin production on 3 million CDMA iPhones in December, which would allow for an “early 2011 launch”.

Of course, this would go well with the late 2010, summer 2010, early 2010, late 2009, summer 2009, early 2009, late 2008, summer 2008, early 2008 Verizon iPhone launches we’ve already seen. Oh wait…

10 Responses to “456th analyst predicts Verizon iPhone – I am SOOO excited!”
  1. MP says:

    Perhaps not surprisingly, Hell has some strange weather, even in these extreme times.
    I see that the HIGHs are lower than the LOWs all week, which may seem odd, until you realize that it IS Hell…

  2. It’s worst of all for us international folks who just couldn’t give a flying fuckery anyway

  3. Homer Simpson says:

    That would be more believable if the high and lows were correct. -23 is higher than -32. Funny nonetheless.

  4. Min says:

    I see what you did with that hell picture, DOC! 😛

  5. Jonro says:

    That’s probably Hell, Norway, where it can get very cold, but today it’s a moderate 54 degrees F in Hell. Seriously, when the Verizon iPhone is released, I hope it can work with both CDMA and GSM networks, so we aren’t locked into a single provider with that phone.

  6. Dave says:

    Oh, there’s definitely going to have been a CDMA iPhone 9 years ago.

  7. If “Hell” was an easter egg location in the Weather app, that would be sick.

    So I tried…

    …and it’s not.

    Surprise! 🙂

  8. Kenneth says:

    I still over hear people talk like they know it’s happening, one soccer mom was talking to another “Oh just wait until Janurary for the new Verizon iPhone!” … so it must be real! /s

  9. Raptormd says:

    Even though I sold my Android (Droid Incredible) two months after I got it for the iPhone 4 (syncing with my MAC is that important) I have no reason or interest in switching back. But I will say two things. First, why would Apple really try to get a CDMA iPhone out the door now mid cycle of the iPhone 4? It makes no real logic since that would create an split in the universe that Jobs lives in. Apple is having a hard time keeping up with the GSM demand and their is the White iPhone 4 so many are waiting for.

    Second, I hope it does launch and hell has frozen over. Seriously, even though AT&T doesn’t suck in my area let 23% jump ship and watch Verizon nickle and dime you to death and free up some of the bandwidth. Plus I see Apple waiting for LTE in the US for Verizon.

  10. Mike says:

    Verizon To get iPhone, or at least iPhone is getting CDMA chip…. My take: Next iPhone will be 4G and use a hybrid chip from Qualcomm to run on either Verizon or AT

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