ENTER TO WIN: A Ballistic SG AND an AGF Magnate case for iPhone 4/4S!
WE HAVE A WINNER! THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED. CONGRATS TO FAITHFUL MACENSTEIN READER BRIAN!
TWO GREAT PRIZES! ONE GREAT WINNER! WILL IT BE YOU?! WHY AM I SHOUTING?!
I suppose I am shouting because I am so excited by the idea of one of our readers winning TWO amazing iPhone cases for their iPhone 4/4S! That’s right, one lucky reader will win BOTH cases, because you can never have too much protection! Here’s what’s up for grabs!
Ballistic: Ballistic SG
Durable case for your iPhone 4 provides maximum protection and optimal pocket-ability
Ballistic SG (Shell Gel) case offers ultimate durability in a slim form factor
Outermost layer is made of soft Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) for shock absorption
Middle layer is made of tough impact resistant polycarbonate to provide a formidable defense against everyday damage
Inner-most layer is made of soft silicone, with strong Ballistic Corners™ to absorb the shock of any drop
Available in two color combinations: black/black and black/red
AGF: Magnate
Sophisticated case for iPhone 4/4S and Galaxy S2 features leather-inlayed design
Created with durable, yet flexible TPU (Thermoplastic Polyurethane) materials to ensure your case has maximum pocket-ability and survives everyday drops
Sides of case crafted with rib design to provide added grip
Inside of case features textured pattern for additional support and added high-quality design
Leather-Inlay on rear of case completes the professional and sophisticated appeal
WOW! Either one of these cases would be awesome, but lucky for you, if you win you don’t HAVE to choose!
To Enter: I can’t think of anything sadder than a broken iPhone, which is why you NEED to win these cases! But even if you DON’T win, I’ve got something that will bring a smile to your lips! My Favorite TWEETS! Yes, the only thing more important than having a sense of humor is having MY sense of humor! So to enter, just scroll through this list of tweets, pick your favorite, and paste it below. (Your answer has no effect on your chance of winning, I’m just looking to see where your heads are at). Oh, and feel free to follow me too!
Contest open to US readers only for this one. Contest ends Sunday, March 26th at 11:59PM. Good luck!
Having a banana in your pocket and being happy to see someone aren’t mutually exclusive.
Having a banana in your pocket and being happy to see someone aren’t mutually exclusive.
Leopard print and cheetah print are actually both Cougar print.
Men who call parties “shindigs” also call vaginas “What’s that?”
I love chicken nuggets!
yoyoha On the outskirts of a conversation? Smile like an idiot until you find an awkward way in!
1 day ago
It’s hard to diet because food.
Remember before Twitter when we liked green lights better than red ones???
There are seven billion people in the world. So no, I would not say I just hit “a lot” of people with my van, KEVIN. Grow up.
Katrina Whipp ? @SheBanggs
“I’m not sure why my neighbor even bothers asking me why I took a shit on his car last night if he’s just going to be such a dick about it.”
Men who call parties “shindigs” also call vaginas “What’s that?”
Whenever I see a whirlpool, I scream, “Help him! That tornado can’t swim!”
“I don’t care how many Oscars “The Artist” won, I’m still calling them Freedom Fries.” – Seth Meyers
Pre-season baseball is like watching someone read.
Men who call parties “shindigs” also call vaginas “What’s that?”
I assume the rest of the world watches America the same way I watch an ant farm: with great interest, hoping none get out.
Given how the GOP primary is turning out, quite relevant!
Do you think slapping my iPhone out of my wife’s hands when she correctly guessed my passcode made me look nervous?
I would gladly trade all my fame and fortune for even more fame and fortune.
-Conan O’Brien
There are seven billion people in the world. So no, I would not say I just hit “a lot” of people with my van, KEVIN. Grow up.
Pizza is like sex, even when it’s bad it’s still pretty good and I never use condoms when I have it.
I assume the rest of the world watches America the same way I watch an ant farm: with great interest, hoping none get out.
If you use your wiper fluid on the freeway with a car behind you, the driver of that car should get to pee on your face for 30 seconds.
“Oh, no. I’m all covered up. I guess you beat me.” -Rock humoring Paper
The best part of any video game is sitting through the 5 unskippable company logos at the beginning and imagining the egos behind them.
The quality of someone’s drumming is traditionally lost on their neighbors.
If a woman is pretty, tell her she’s funny. If she’s funny, tell her she’s pretty. If she’s pretty and funny, tell her you’re rich.
I stand corrected and I apologize for arguing so vehemently: It turns out ballet is not fake. I was thinking of professional wrestling.
Remember before Twitter when we liked green lights better than red ones???
That awkward moment when a sentence doesn?t end the way you think it octopus.
Men who call parties “shindigs” also call vaginas “What’s that?”
If you want to lose a friend, become roommates.
Starting to think that Bill Gates is never going to send me the money for that email I forwarded in 1999.
Men who call parties “shindigs” also call vaginas “What’s that?”
“@tarastrong: This too could be your view if only you were a music stand!! http://pic.twitter.com/R2AdKOcJ“
Ugh, I bet my childhood invisible friends are like lawyers or accountants or something now.
“Oh, no. I’m all covered up. I guess you beat me.” -Rock humoring Paper
Because I’ve never seen a mob turn ugly when they start throwing paper!
I’m so rich that I play a More Paul guitar.
Ugh, I bet my childhood invisible friends are like lawyers or accountants or something now.
*sigh*
“Is THAT what I really sound like?” – everyone listening to themselves on tape AND FOR GOOD REASON WE ALL SOUND LIKE MONSTERS
~Shelby Fero
rolldiggity “Oh, no. I’m all covered up. I guess you beat me.” -Rock humoring Paper
My neighborhood would be so perfect without neighbors.
“WHY CAN’T YOU BE MORE LIKE THE INTERNET” – fun thing I yell at my kids
My neighborhood would be so perfect without neighbors.
“You’re god damn right it does!” -me, to my computer just now when it told me that a program needed my permission to continue.
Most of business school is spent teaching students how to confidently swivel in a big leather chair.
Amber Annie ? @amberfw
Nobody hates their own logo more than Google. They’ll find any reason to replace that shit.
Egg profile pics are the creepy no-window vans of Twitter.
Do you think slapping my iPhone out of my wife’s hands when she correctly guessed my passcode made me look nervous?
If someone says “Don’t even talk to me before I get my coffee” I won’t want to talk to them after they have their coffee.
“If you want me to go running with you, I’m going to need some motivation. Like a clown waving a bloody knife and chasing us.”
If you go for a run it is VERY important that you post your time & distance for us to read EVERY DAY. I cannot stress this enough. #sarcasm