Macenstein

OK, nobody panic. This may be nothing, but… a quick check of John Mayer’s website, pollstar.com, and ticketmaster.com all add up to one alarming conclusion: John Mayer is not currently touring, and by all accounts is available to play once again at this year’s Macworld. His last listed tour date was December 12th in Los Angeles (so he could still very well be in the California area, assuming he has no access to a car) and his next scheduled date is February 1st in Miami.

Of course, there has been no official announcement as to whether Mayer will indeed be showing up to play Steve off stage as he has for the last 23 Macworlds (yes, Mayer was only 7 years old when he first began promoting Apple). However, if you are a betting man, I wouldn’t put too much money down against the pasty cocksman showing up to serenade the faithful.

Calls to Mayer’s management were not returned (nor were they made… we’re not exactly Woodward and Bernstein here).