Write a caption, win a prize
“Where all the white women at?”
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo of what we assume are 3 German rocket scientists enjoying a day at the pool, and if we think it’s the funniest,
we’ll send you off a $25 iTunes gift certificate.
Leave your caption in the comments below. The contest is open to everyone, anywhere, and runs until Monday (Jan 14th) at 9PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(image from APTGETUPDATE)
[UPDATE: We have a winner! The winning caption was “Where all the white women at?”, sent in by Brian. Yes, it was the stupidest, and had the least to do with the actual picture, but it was the one that made pretty much everyone here laugh out loud. Perhaps our being big Blazing Saddles fans helped influence the decision, but what can we say? We’re immature idiots here, and funny is funny.
So congrats, Brian. Assuming you used a valid e-mail address, your gift certificate is on its way! We’d like to thank everyone who sent in a caption, and we had fun with this, so we’ll see if we can’t make this a regular contest here. If you have a suggestion for an amusing photo that needs a caption, please send it to us.]
“Ok, I think the Nobel prize is out… but we might have a shot at this Darwin thingy”
Heinrich – Dieter, is your groin tingling like mein is?
Dieter – Ya, und mein treasure-trail is SHMOKING!!!
The South Atlantic Double-Headed Electric Shark is as rare as it is deadly, yet these quaint Germans have captured this majestic king of the southern Atlantic and used him as a power source. Unbeknownst to them, they are in grave and mortal danger. For this prince of the seas they have captured and tortured has a deadly trait: a spot-on Pauly Shore imitation. It’s a researched FACT Germans can’t stand Pauly Shore.
Careful, careful, nobody move…..the beer is too close to the grill.
“Gehrhard, this setup could be dangerous – what if the beer falls into the water!?”
Oh, whatever! We’re GERMANS we’re so friggin tough, we can HANDLE a little elect—
…
Alcohol – the key to innovation.
“Boiled whitefish! Yumm!”
Farmers tan spray-on: $25
Sandals: $15
Inflatable Pool: $199
Good Beer: $50
Basic Ignorance of Electrical Principles: Priceless
I see Germans, I see Sandals, but I do not see Socks?
I was thinking about testing my floating point theory on electrical charge…
When it came to the 2008 Darwin awards, these guys are a shoe in
well at least the first power strip is gounded
Without their normal German Beer life just wasn’t worth living anymore
Rub a Dumb Dub, Three Men in a Tub
I still don’t understand why we lost the war….
” – Dude are you sure this set up is safe????
— Dude just look at the statics how many case of people getting electrecute in their Niece plastic plastic pool, by a eletric grill who fell into the water???
– I Guess none.
— See totally safe”
No, really. This is going to work.
9 is good – I vote for 9. BUT, I am so tired of that marketing from the company who brought it to the world. Can’t they come up with something else?
“Just wait until the chicks get here. We’re sure to get laid now!”
Yes, this was my wife’s idea. How did you know?
This is what happens when bored Germans have nothing to invade.
Dude, We’re gettin’ a Dell!
Hey Ivan, pass me my sandals I need to pee.
“Cannonball!”–zzzt
Bill gates >>>>
Two minutes to toasted bagel happiness; you did bring the cream cheese, yes?
“Minutes before the Great Berlin Blackout of ’91”
“Well, Mein Herr, you know what they say about people with big feet…”
Vorsprung durch Technik.
Dieter, if you lean on that edge any longer we’ll be out of water.
Crocs….. gotta love ’em
How do you like our new faux tiles. Think the BBQ table will tear them?
“Now we won’t have to leave ’till monday!”
We need more tape.
“The iPool features a table, grill, and fully functional pool. Sadly, it won’t be until the next generation that they work out the electrocution issues.”
Hold my beer and watch this!
natural selection.
where all the white women at?
on the set of “the real world: chernobyl”
Natural Selection
Ach du lieber! Isn’t it amazing how Karl’s feet turned around like that when the voltage hit him?
Mein Gott! It’s amazing how Karl’s feet spun around like that when the voltage hit him!
Introducing the George Foreman Aqua 2000
Two white guys ready to be toasted!
Ok Margaret, flip the switch.
Actually we’re smarter than we look: we filled the pool with mineral oil. We chose it for its insulating properties, but it turned out to have other benefits…
HEY STOP, LOOKOUT, that’s my beer you’re picking up!
As an out of work sandal salesman Hanz was looking for a way out
now those pesky dogs will never get to our hamburgers