Write a caption, win a prize
THANK YOU WE HAVE A WINNER.
“I wish I could ⌘Q you”.
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo. 
If we think it’s the most clever, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Wednesday (May 21st) at 9PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).
[Original image via inkycircus]
And the winner is… Ryanm with “I wish I could ⌘Q you”. A variation on the Brokeback Mountain theme others used, but with that all-important Mac Flair. Congrats Very clever.
iMatch.com, nerd love is in the air!
I hate collars too, wow we have so much in common!
Ives: look – i made this!!!!
jobs: And you made me rich
ives: dude what’s that down your pants?
jobs: its like totally obviously my penis.
ives: *thinks* socks.
I think we are not gay, aren’t we?
If they like the imac, wait till they see what we’ve got on our wrists.
Ives: C’mon,Show me your tatoo
Jobs: You first
Under our hands, we’re hiding the innovative iWatch which willl revolutionise the way you tell the time!
Jonny Ives: I’m smiling, I’m smiling, ok? Please tell the sniper to stand down now, I’ve built you your “perfect computer.”
Steve Jobs: Nope, there’s still one thing I need you to design. What do you know about cell phones?
How big is yours?
“…and now they think they’ve seen it all…”
Ives: . . .that’s right, porn on a swivel screen
Does this thing still work?
Hell yah, it’s a Mac!
Well hey, you like camel hump? me too.
“I’m not David Beckham”
“Wanna see what’s in my pocket?”
Im not american so i cant win, but:
Jobs: Its my baby
Ives: No, I designed it
Jobs: I own you!
Ives: (grabs it)
Jobs: What?
Ives: Fight me for it!
Jobs: aww.. I should have gone to the gym more (maybe with bill gates?)
” I wish I knew how to quit you…”
The new iMac G4 reinventing the idea of the watercooler conversation.
“Yeah, arm wrestling with yourself is so much easier.”
Look what I’ve buildet from my old Lamp!
Don’t worry, they’ll buy it… just… keep… smiling…”
Codename: iBoobalescent
You’re right Steve, It’s the perfect machine for gay porn!
Do I look better with out the beard?
Winner for me: †I wish I knew how to quit you…â€
Ives: So, your place or mine?
Jobs: Hey Ives, she is with me.
Steve : Hold your hand down on the stand’s edge, like this ?
Jonothan : Like this ?
Steve : Yes, , now wiggle your fingers.
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Steve: I’m staring you down ….
Jonathan : Yes, master ….
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SJ:
Really, Totally Unbelievable; Just put it on your head.
JI:
Steve, It’s like every morning you can’t look at me, it makes me feel; Well; unappreciated.
SJ:
Listen J, i really don’t want to talk about it,
IT NEVER HAPPENED !!
JI:
You say that all the time, At least Gates leaves a tip.
SJ:
Just put it on your head and shut up; Hurry up, there looking at us.
“Apple Present’s The New ” iCap TV ”
“Now everyone will be watching”
Yeah Dude…I PROMISE it’s the very last model we’re making!
SJ: If you get any more handsome I’ll kill you.
“Ive” got a boner!
Jobs: I bring you the iMAC!!!
Ives: iHave never wanted to punch you in the face more than i do right now!!!!
I told you Ballmer can’t dance!
SJ: I just cut one… keep smiling.
SJ: “That’s right, bitch… move that screen to your master only using your nose. Smile, while you’re at it, too!”
Steve, If you call it a lamp ONE more time…
did you fart????
jobs: it is black on top and blue on the bottom
This is gonna make a great bong…
Wanna see my ram?
“hahaha! this thing will be outdated in 24 months hahaha!”
Is that a Mighty Mouse in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Bill gates is such a wiener!
We’re Rich Bitch!
Who’s got swamp ass? I hope they got this shot, cause I’m going to pass out.
white
we’re white
we’re really really white
we’re really really really really white
everybody sing!
I love you man.
no I love you man.
why is steve looking at me like that, talk about uncomfortable silences.
SJ: What a tool
Ives: Steve looks so cute in that black turtle neck.
Ives: I Love a Man!
Nothing like coming ot of the closet together!