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Finally, irrefutable video proof that Steve Jobs is healthy

Despite numerous press releases and insider reports claiming Apple’s CEO is doing just fine, the press just can’t seem to let go of the idea that Steve Jobs’ health might be suffering. In fact, it seems these days nothing short of Steve bending over to let the press conduct their own prostate exams will quiet these doomsaying Chicken Littles. Well, luckily for Steve’s backside, we’ve found the next best thing.

This video, taken during this year’s World Wide Developer’s Conference Posedown Competition (an ADC Premier Membership-only event) shows that all those reports of a gaunt-looking Steve Jobs can simply be chalked up to the slimming effect one achieves when wearing a black turtleneck. As you can see, when shirtless, and properly oiled, Steve looks like the very picture of health. (Although Phil Schiller ultimately won the competition).

OK, so now that the issue of Steve’s health is settled, maybe we can get my Apple stock price back up in the 200’s where it belongs. After all, everyone knows the MacBook touch is going to sell like… hotcakes!

19 Responses to “Finally, irrefutable video proof that Steve Jobs is healthy”
  1. Rowlings says:

    Thank you so much for putting my mind at ease. I love Steve, and am glad to see he’s doing well, and also that he is not neglecting his lats.

  2. Max Hawkins says:

    I just laughed so hard…

  3. TheCos says:

    If this doesn’t shut up the press, nothing will!
    Go STEVE!

  4. Way Cool III says:


  5. Brian Ledbetter says:

    Milk just came out of my nose, and I haven’t drank milk in years!

  6. Fawzi says:

    I’m sure Steve Jobs will see this and have a good laugh !

    All the best to him and his familly…

    And thanks for giving us beauty and pleasure in technology…


  7. Tim says:

    Someone has to say it, since it’s Mac-rumor related:


  8. rich says:

    I heard Schiller is a juicer. Steve gets his results NATURALLY.

  9. ArtOfWarfare says:

    normally I lie when I say “lol” and mean something more like “lqtm”. This time it’s the truth: LOL!

  10. BUT WAIT !!!

    He is on Steroids now ?!?!?!?!.

    THAT’S WORSE !!!


  11. MooCow says:

    It’s a bad photoshop job, the shadows are all wrong.

  12. Frank says:


    By the way, I love how fake that site is… classic.

  13. JJ says:

    OMG, His head is HUGE.

  14. Tex says:

    Kudos to the producer…

  15. chas says:

    Yes his head is huge but something else is really small

  16. jofer says:

    No tiene gracia, sobretodo cuando se habla de la salud de una persona.

  17. macFanDave says:

    The funny thing about this is that I’ve known a couple of guys who had competed in bodybuilding in their pasts and they both said that they were never UN-healthier than when they were in competitive form. Now, that’s irony!

  18. Angel says:

    Gracias Dios Mio .. Vamos Steve tu puedes !!!

    Thanks God … come on Steve yes u can !!!

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