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Video: Recital Organ – female orgasm instrument for iPhone / iPod

So, how long can you hold your breath? I’m betting not long enough to see Apple approve this female orgasm keyboard app… Nice try ChocoFlop, but everyone knows the app store is all about farts.  Read More

Latest “must-have” iPhone accessory? The M110 Semi-Automatic Sniper System

Microphones, battery packs and game controllers are all well and good, but if you REALLY want to accessorize your iPhone, you’re going to need one of these. That’s right, It’s a sniper rifle, and not just any sniper rifle, it’s a The M110 Semi-Automatic Sniper System by Knight’s Armament Company. The iPhone or iPod touch is attached via an Otterbox case fixed to a side mounted picatinny rail. Combined with the new Knight’s Armament BulletFlight... Read More

50 iPhone Apps with Icons That Don’t Suck

They say “you can’t judge a book by its cover”, but they also say “you never get a second chance to make a first impression”. I’m not a big fan of cliched sayings, but for applications trying desperately to gain attention on the bloated, unorganized mess that IS the iTunes app store, having a well designed icon could help make the difference between making the Top 100 list and being buried under 15,000 speed dialing and fart apps. Given how... Read More

iQuief: Rethinking Apple’s App Store censorship policy

Hmm… remind me again why we wanted Apple to drop its ban on gross or offensive iTunes apps? I don’t remember hearing anyone mention they wanted to have a queefing app, but maybe I was too busy hoping for porn to notice. Anyway, the good news is that (in what will surely be a death blow to RIM) we now have iQuief to hold over BlackBerry users! “Bored with all those run-of-the-mill fart applications? Want to impress your friends and intimidate enemies? Like the... Read More

New iControlpad video playing Quake 4 on the iPhone

Behold ZodTTD’s latest iControlPad demo – this time playing Quake 4. As waxy and floppy looking as this thing is, I want 4 of them. Hopefully it will come in orange or something cooler when the production models come out, but it could be pink with little bears and ducks and I would buy it, so long as it works.  Read More

“The 12 Days AFTER Christmas” Giveaway: Day 22

[Thank you, we have a winner. This contest is now closed. Congratulations to faithful Macenstein reader Antonio!] On the Twenty-Second Day After Christmas, Macenstein gave to you (or, more accurately, gave you a chance to win…) A Simplifi from Griffin Technology! ugh… Here’s yet another prize I wish I could keep! (Note to self, next time ask for two of everything). You guys are lucky I like you… well, most of you… The Simplifi is a triple threat,... Read More

(Possible) Celebrity Mac Chick Sighting: Jennifer Love Hewitt

OK, this one I can’t verify for sure, but I ran it by several prominent fellow Mac Blog owners, and we feel there’s better than an 87% chance that Jennifer Love Hewitt has a white iPhone 3G. Thoughts? [via Celebslam]  Read More

Another milestone reached – over 50 quality iPhone apps now on the iTunes store

Apple today announced that yet another iTunes milestone has been crossed – according to the company, over 50 iPhone applications are now available on iTunes which are considered to be “worth installing”. In related news, Apple also announced that the iTunes store this morning now contains over 15,000 applications in total. The 51st quality app, Goldfish Clock (99¢), was approved at 2:30 AM this morning, and Apple feels it will be a game changer in the... Read More

“The 12 Days AFTER Christmas” Giveaway: Day 19

[Thank you, we have our winner. This contest is now closed. Congratulations to faithful Macenstein reader James.] On the Nineteenth Day After Christmas, Macenstein gave to you (or, more accurately, gave you a chance to win…) An Audioengine W2 (AW2) Premium Wireless Adapter for iPhone and iPod from Audioengine! Audioengine, a company long known for its high-quality A5 studio speakers has entered the wireless audio game with their W2 wireless adapter for iPhones and iPods.... Read More

iPhone Engrish of the day: Reversi and Sexy Girl

If you flip through the screen shots, Reversi and Sexy Girl appears to basically be the game Othello, but you wouldn’t know it from this description in iTunes. In fact, you might think you are going to get laid if you win… Above: “Nomal”? Reversi and Sexy girl It sprouts and plays “Reversi” with a beautiful girl. (Is it a cow?) Three phases of strength. When I won in “HARD”, is there any reward? How to play: I part... Read More

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