Low Battery Temporary Tattoos
Whether you’re looking for a way to let mom know you’re hungry or to let the boss know you need to go home early, these Low Battery Temporary Tattoos are brilliantly stupid. Christoph Niemann is selling them in sets of 2 for $5.oo. Thanks to faithful Macenstein reader Aimster for the tip! via SuperPunch #gallery-1 { margin: auto; } #gallery-1 .gallery-item... Read More
Android tells Apple to Suck It
If there’s one thing that has been missing in the cellular phone wars being waged across the globe, I think we can all agree it’s sodomy. Or, at least it WAS until one enterprising phone store in China decided to let the world know that Apple sucks Droid’s D – – K. There’s a couple things worth noting here, most notably that the Droid apparently suffers... Read More
Having a Cell Phone was ALWAYS cool
Wow, this will take you back, assuming you were alive in the 80’s. Witness Zack Morris’ (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) awesome cell phone from Saved by the Bell. It’s a slow news day Friday, so there’s really nothing overly Apple about this post, other than Apple should really hire Gosselaar to be the iPhone’s next spokesperson given how ahead of the cell... Read More
Games that don’t suck: FIVE-O
What’s more exciting that Scrabble? EVERYTHING! But, imagine if someone added MATH to Scrabble! Now THAT would bring some excitement to the game, RIGHT!??! Well, we’re in luck, because someone did add math to Scrabble, and it’s called Five-O ($1.99 iTunes link), and it’s kind of great. If you’ve played Scrabble/Words with Friends, you should be able... Read More
“DUETS” ad parodies Apple’s 1984 ad for some reason
“In a landscape where all music shows are the same… ONE will break through!” I don’t know which is sadder – that ABC thinks its new music reality show DUETS is going to be so original and revolutionary that it deserves to be compared to the introduction of the Macintosh in 1984, or that we live in “a landscape” of more than one of these crappy... Read More
Macenstein’s 2012 Mac Chick of the Year: Veronica Ricci
photo StillsByAlan Well, it took a little while, but we finally managed to corner Penthouse Pet and Macenstein‘s 2012 Mac Chick of the Year, Veronica Ricci and force her to let us snap a few more photos of her to celebrate her big win. As Macenstein‘s Mac Chick of the Year, Veronica has been proudly representing Macenstein wherever she goes, fulfilling all of the many... Read More
Macenstein’s Ultimate DragonVale Breeding Guide
*** NOTE: IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR DRAGONVALE FRIENDS TO SWAP GEMS WITH, PLEASE POST YOUR INFO ON OUR DRAGONVALE FRIEND REQUESTS POST, NOT ON THE INDIVIDUAL BREEDING POSTS. THANKS!!*** ***If you are looking for hints as to how to WIN THE KAIROS AND GAIA QUESTS, click here!*** So it appears more than a few of you are looking for tips on breeding various Dragons in DragonVale (Free/Universal).... Read More
We’re giving away TWO pairs of Wicked Audio 3D Series headphones
Well it’s almost Mother’s Day and once again you haven’t gotten your mom ANYTHING, have you? Well don’t worry, we have the PERFECT gift for Mom! These 3D stereo headphones from Wicked Audio! What makes them the perfect gift? Well, she probably won’t want them, which means YOU get to keep them AND pretend you thought of her! It’s a Win Win! Wicked... Read More
Kid pees on school MacBook cart – causes $36,000 in damages
Here’s a math problem for you: If you take the entire volume of urine found in the average 11-yar-old’s bladder and pour it over a school computer cart, how many MacBooks will it ruin? Answer? $36,000 worth, at least according to the Upper Allen Township Police department. “An 11-year-old boy urinated on several MacBook computers on a cart in the Upper Allen Elementary... Read More
Snow White finally gets a decent Apple
Faithful Macenstein readers Mathias Lonnstrom and his friend Diana set us some enchanting pics that prove a girl doesn’t need to find her prince so long as she finds the perfect (non-poisned) Apple. Diana without the Snow White garb To see more of Diana, check out Mathias’ photography site here. #gallery-3 { margin: auto; } #gallery-3 .gallery-item... Read More
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