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Jimmy Fallon gets his biggest laugh of the night at Microsoft’s expense

Jimmy Fallon pulled out all the Apple fanboy stops when he made his late night television debut Monday night. Aside from the MacBook which sat unused on his desk, Fallon got his biggest laugh of the night taking a jab at Microsoft’s upcoming retail stores. Honestly, I have had more than one Apple store employee freeze and have to go ask a manager something. I actually have... Read More

I’m voting for that shirt Woz, not you

I know I said I wasn’t going to watch Steve Wozniak on Dancing with the Stars – I feared I might somehow lose respect for the Apple co-founder – but that’s only because I didn’t realize he’d be wearing pink satin shirts (grudgingly) tucked into form fitting pants! This changes everything! Above: Steve Wozniak, begging for Mac users’... Read More

Like shooting ducks in a barrel

Just because a joke is easy doesn’t mean it isn’t funny. Thanks to faithful Macenstein reader Justin for the tip! [via 9to5Mac]  Read More

NSFW: Virtual FU App for the iPhone

Man, I haven’t been hurting for “Stupid Mac News” like this since the “Stupid Mac News Famine” of ’02. Well, lucky for me I have both YouTube and my faithful Macenstein readers to keep me alive (if just barely). Making it a 3-in-a-row video post trifecta (and a straight box for fake Apple ads), comes this pretty sweet ad by Rob Alphonse for a... Read More

Apple “Truth in Advertising” test commercial

Remember the 1990 Dudley Moore classic “Crazy People“? Sure you do – every year it tops AFI’s Top 100 movies of all time list. Well, long story short in case you missed it, Moore is an ad exec who is fed up with the Madison Ave scene and ends up in a mental hospital where his fellow inmates help him come up with a “truth in advertising” campaign... Read More

iPhone is the ultimate tool. Literally.

This is exactly why I will never go to any of my high school reunions. No one there could possibly appreciate just how cool I really am. See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. [College Humor via Gizmodo]  Read More

Video: The Macintosh Software Dating Game with Bill Gates (1983)

I once told a friend that I got “douche chills” watching a comedian bomb on stage. He had never heard the term before, and asked me what I meant. I wish I had had this clip then… “Apples are Red, IBM’s blue, if Macs gonna be the 3rd milestone, I need all of you!” Yes, douche chills are that odd, physically “chilling” sensation that... Read More

Video: Recital Organ – female orgasm instrument for iPhone / iPod

So, how long can you hold your breath? I’m betting not long enough to see Apple approve this female orgasm keyboard app… Nice try ChocoFlop, but everyone knows the app store is all about farts.  Read More

Apple History: Interview with Apple co-founder Ronald Wayne

You know Woz, and Jobs, and Prancer and Vixen, but do your recall Ronald Wayne? Well, Dutch news show One More Thing did, and they managed to track down the elusive 3rd co-founder of Apple, and conducted a pretty interesting interview (well, interesting if you are obsessed with Apple minutia, like me). If you’ve ever wondered “Heeft u ooit spijt gehad van uw vertrek?”... Read More

New iControlpad video playing Quake 4 on the iPhone

Behold ZodTTD’s latest iControlPad demo – this time playing Quake 4. As waxy and floppy looking as this thing is, I want 4 of them. Hopefully it will come in orange or something cooler when the production models come out, but it could be pink with little bears and ducks and I would buy it, so long as it works.  Read More